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Bob Seger sits in a park with a tired-eyed old man. He's learning how to play chess.
After going over the layout and setup of the board, the old man begins a lesson on to the movement of the individual pieces.
Queens move in all directions, any distance. Kings are the same but with only one space. He didn't understand the knight, though.
Two in one direction, then one to the side.
Hm, funny how the knight moves.
Which rockstar is the best chess player?
Bob Seger, because he's always working on them knight moves.
She told me I couldn't play any more Bob Seger.
I said "Just take those old records off the shelf. I'll sit and listen to them by myself."
What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?
That Old Thai moroccan Roll.
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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Where did Bob Seger go to replace his old ballcap?
H-H-H-H-Hatmandu
What is a cow's favorite Bob Seger song?
Night moooves.
Sorry...
When Bob Seger was an up-and-coming musician in Detroit...
He used to celebrate a successful gig by going out to eat at this popular fusion restaurant in town that did a blend of Moroccan and Thai food. All the Detroit elites dined there, and their menu had all kinds of exotic dishes from Thailand and Morocco. But Seger, being a working-class guy, loved their free bread rolls more than anything else.
After they closed, he was so distraught that he wrote a song about it, and started his path to stardom. That song? "I Like That Old Thai-Moroccan Roll."
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