Bob Ross Jokes

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Short bob ross jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bob ross humour may include short bob hope jokes also.

  1. What does Bob Ross's paintings and an orphanage have in common? They're both full of happy little accidents
  2. If I had to wrestle Satan and was allowed to pick a partner, I'd pick Bob Ross He always knew how to beat the devil.
  3. Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers fight for nicest person ever. Who wins? They both share the trophy
  4. Bob Ross used to say, "There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents." Lovely man, terrible driving instructor.
  5. What's the difference between Bob Ross and Roy Moore? One's a doodler and the other's a diddler.
  6. Bob Ross famously said that "we don't make mistakes, just happy accidents"... Clearly he never played Tetris.
  7. In the famous words of Bob Ross: There's no such thing as mistakes, only happy little accidents... Unless your little accident is diagnosed with chronic depression.
  8. I asked my dad why my first name is Bob and my second name Ross He said it was because I was a happy little accident
  9. How did Bob Ross' wife die? A happy little accident.
  10. How does Bob Ross exorcise his paint brush? He beats the devil out of it.

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Bob Ross One Liners

Which bob ross one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bob ross? I can suggest the ones about rob name and bob and matt.

  1. I named my kid Bob Ross He was a happy little accident.
  2. I named my son Bob Ross Because he's a happy little accident.
  3. What does Bob Ross call his children? Happy little accidents
  4. What do you get when you cross Hank Hill with Bob Ross? A Pro-painter.
  5. My parents named me Bob Ross. They keep saying I'm a happy little accident.
  6. I didn't know my mom watched Bob Ross Because she called me a happy little accident
  7. Bob Ross wasn't a planned pregnancy He was a happy little accident
  8. What do Bob Ross' children say when they pray? "Our father, who art in heaven..."
  9. What do you call Bob Ross's kid? A happy little mistake.
  10. Why does Bob Ross hide his wife's razor? So she always has a happy little bush!
  11. What do you call Bob Ross spinning around in circles at a theatre play? Aphrodisiac
  12. Where does Bob Ross go shopping for clothes? Ross.
  13. What did Bob Ross do after eating a fair of fickled feffers? He fainted.
  14. Your mums so nice Bob Ross gave up trying to out nice her
  15. Bob Ross, Mr. Rogers, and Tom Hanks walk into a bar...

Bob Ross Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about bob ross you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bob the builder jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bob ross pranks.

Dave and his Bob-Ross-Obsessed friend were playing chess.

Dave made a move, and immediately regretted it.
Dave went "whelp, that was a mistake."
His friend immediately shot back "It wasn't a mistake, just a happy accident."
Dave's brother in the next room over heard and replied, "Stop talking about me!"
(My best friend's son came up with this, happy birthday Dave!)

Yo mama's so loose and hairy...

It looks like Bob Ross screaming at the top of his lungs.

Did you know that Bob Ross secretly conducted bank heists?

He was the Rob Boss.

Why does Bob Ross not use a c**...?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

Someone made Bob Ross mad

*artistic screeching*

What did Bob Ross say to the p**...?

"Just beat the devil out of it"

What does Bob Ross say to his son?

You're a happy little accident!

Did you hear about when Bob Ross was having s**... with his wife?

The c**... broke and he ended up making a happy little ~~mistake~~ accident

Bob Ross as a priest.

"Brother Ross! my son is possesed!"
"Just beat the devil out of it."

How does Bob Ross perform an exorcism on someone?

He beats the devil out of them.

I saw a Bob Ross video today.

It was like watching paint dry.

What would Bob Ross never paint?

Sycamore trees

My mom was always a big fan of Bob Ross

I was her happy little accident.

What does Bob Ross say when getting a h**...?

Oh yes! Beat the devil out of that 2 inch brush

Why did Bob Ross take his brushes washed in odorless thinner to Pastor Eric Dammann?

So he could beat the devil out of them.

What do you get when you mix my mom and Bob Ross?

A happy little accident.

What does Bob Ross call evil trees?

Wicked do-ers.

You can Rob Boss today .

Saying it is a happy little accident for Bob Ross birthday .

Son of Bob Ross asks how babies are made

"You were a happy accident"