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Quadriplegic jokes I've gathered from over the years.
What do you call a quadriplegic that hangs on your wall?
Art.
What do you call a quadriplegic that lays on your porch?
Matt.
What do you call a quadriplegic that is in a hole?
Doug.
What do you call a quadriplegic in a ditch?
Phil.
What do you call a quadriplegic doing water ski jumps?
Skip.
What do you call a quadriplegic floating in the water?
Bob.
What do you call a quadriplegic playing in a pile of leaves?
Russell.
What do you call a quadriplegic inside of your mail box?
Bill.
What do you call a guy who's laying down in front of a door?...Matt. What do you call a guy floating up and down in the water?... Bob. What do you call a guy leaning against a wall?...Art. What do you call a gal who you owe money to that you set on fire?...
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more dad-jokes (the limb-less edition)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?
Matt.
The neighborhood kids came to Timmy's house and asked if he could come out to play. "Shame on you kids," says Timmy's mom. "Don't you know Timmy doesn't have any arms or legs? He can't play with you."
"But we're playing baseball and we need a home base."
A few somewhat connected jokes
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lays in front of your door?
Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who floats in the ocean?
Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who sits in a bush?
Russel
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.
On the wall? Art.
On the floor? Matt.
No arms, no legs.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pothole? Phil.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a wall? Art.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that you lift? Jim.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs acting as a buoy? Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being peed on? John.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs covered in mustard? Frank.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a Jacuzzi? Stu.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a burning house? Ash.
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What do you call a guy/girl with no arms and no legs jokes. (WDYCAGWNAANL)
Ok these are pretty common, so I'll start with a couple of standards and then add some I came up with.
WDYCAGWNAANL in a mailbox? Bill
WDYCAGWNAANL in front of a door? Matt
WDYCAGWNAANL in the water? Bob
WDYCAGWNAANL in a pile of leaves? Russel.
In a hole? Doug.
On a pile of dirt? Phil
Now a few of my own ( although others have probably figured these out too):
WDYCAGWNAANL on fire? Bernie
Dead? Mort or Mortie
With one remaining functional appendage? r**....
Cheering for the red team? Fred
Buried in a mine cave-in? Cole
In a fire? It's Cole again!
Hanging from a tree? Bud
Hanging from a different tree? Leif
In a pile of hay? Rick
WDYCAGWNAANL who fell through the outhouse hole? Lou
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The q**...
Bob and Jen decided to have a little Sunday afternoon q**... but had to figure out what to do with their 10-year-old son since they lived in a small apartment. They cleverly thought to send him out on the balcony and have him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed.
"Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having s**...."
Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.
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