Boarder Jokes
15 boarder jokes and hilarious boarder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about boarder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Boarder Short Jokes
Short boarder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boarder humour may include short border crossing jokes also.
- What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates? Doctors without boarders.
- I'm starting a charity for PhD students so they can finally afford to live on their own without the need for roommates... It's called "Doctors without Boarders."
- The best way to prevent Hurricane Jose from reaching the US Is by building a wall along the boarder.
- A boy approaches the boarder with a birdcage. Do you have your papers kid.
No, you have to let me in, my bird is sick.
Sorry kid, we don't allow ill-eagle immigrants into this country. - So I'm at Customs and the boarder agent holds up my passport, squints their eyes and says ... Is-real I said yes it is, now can I go?
- I started a group for surgeons who are having trouble booking their vacation homes as AirBnB sites. It's called Doctors without Boarders.
- Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns? They were his best fronds.
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Boarder One Liners
Which boarder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boarder? I can suggest the ones about border wall and crossed border.
- How do the Mexicans feel about Trump building a wall on the boarder? They'll get over it
- Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone? He was part of doctors without boarders .
- 35 million Canadians line up at the boarder of the US... Demanding access to Mexico.
- What did one paddle boarder say to other? sup
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What funny jokes about boarder you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cross border jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boarder pranks.
WAR BOARDER
A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest.
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a r**... in my attic."
"Well," answers the priest, "that's not a sin."'
"But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed."
"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."
"Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question."
"What is that, my son?"
"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
Donald Trump approaches the wall prototypes.
Donald Trump is approaching the wall prototypes when suddenly a secret service agent yells "Mickey Mouse!".
A man appears to have jumped across the boarder holding something suspicious.
The secret service agents tackle him and the situation is secure.
Someone then asks what the Mickey Mouse shouting was about.
The agent goes "I was startled, I meant to say Donald Duck!"
A German visits Poland.
A German visits Poland, and is stopped at the boarder by a Polish official.
The Polish Official asked "Occupation?"
The German replied "Yes," and thus began the bloodiest conflict in human history.
Ukrainian dog in Russia.
The dog runs from Ukraine to Russia across the boarder. People asks: "Why are you running?" The dog replies: "Life in Ukraine is hard, I decided to go live in Russia." A week later, the dog, with the eyes bulging, runs back to Ukraine. "Why are you coming back?" "They didn't allow me even to bark there!"
Canadian wildfire from BC turned back at USA border by customs and boarder patrol.
Upon admitting to smoking "fields of m**..." on its way to the border, the fire was denied entry, and banned for life from entering the US.
