Board Game Jokes

Funniest Board Game Short Jokes

Short board game jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The board game humour may include short card game jokes also.

1. Yesterday I robbed the oversized board game store It was a huge Risk that I was willing to take
2. I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday it was a risk I was willing to take
3. Board Game Shop Me: I want a dice.
   Clerk: The correct term is 'die'.
   Me: I want 2 die.
   Clerk: Plural is dice, alone it's die.
   Me: I want 2 die alone.
4. I tried donating two classic board games to a thrift store, but they said they could only take one. I asked which one they wanted and they said... Sorry. We don't want any Trouble.
5. I nearly got caught stealing a board game the other day It was a risk I was willing to take.
6. I wasn't allowed to bring my board game onto the airplane They told me the risk was too big.
7. I have now stolen 56 copies of the board game "Risk" from local retailers. When they eventually catch me, I'll say "Life is all about taking Risks."
8. My wife told me that if i buy another board game she will dump me Maybe i shouldn't take that risk
9. I found out my wife has been playing board games with another man. Turns out she's monopolyamorous.
10. I'm a kleptomaniac with a proclivity for stealing strategy board games. I like to take risks.

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Board Game One Liners

Which board game one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with board game? I can suggest the ones about strategy game and party games.

1. I like Ouija boards It's the only game I can still play with grandma.
2. What is Canada's national board game? Sorry
3. I know a friend who keeps stealing board games... He's such a risk taker
4. What's a Canadian's favorite board game? Sorry!
5. What's the most popular board game in Canada Sorry.
6. A man and his wife play a board game, the man beats her. Because she won.
7. What's a Liberal Arts Major's Favorite Board Game?...... Trivial Pursuit.
8. How does Mario communicate after he dies in the game? He uses a Luigi board.
9. I was asked why I put my valuables in a Monopoly board game box. Better safe than SORRY!
10. When the robber tried to rob a board game store at gunpoint.. He was asking for trouble
11. Why don't they play board games in Africa? Because there's to many cheetahs.
12. What board game do they have in Concentration Camps? Jewmanji
13. I was arrested for stealing board games, in my defence... In life, you should take risks.
14. Idea for a board game BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name.
15. How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over? He used a Luigi Board.

Risk Board Game Jokes

Here is a list of funny risk board game jokes and even better risk board game puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I didn't know which board game to buy, so I chose at random... It was worth taking the risk.
• I was seriously considering stealing a military strategy board game from the store yesterday... ...but i didnt. Im not much of a Risk taker.
• My mate got fired from his job recently. He was working in a board games shop, he got fired for stealing.
  He was taking a lot of risks.
• My dad, contemplating Brexit and the board game Risk, "Well, Europe has always been hard to hold."
• My lawyer friend loves board games... ...but he has been sad lately, ever since he started that Risk-free 30-day trial.
• I wasn't allowed to bring a board game in on an airplane. The Risk was too big.
• I've never lost a game of Risk. I've lost a lot of pieces flipping the board over and storming out, though.
• Hear about the thief who robbed a board game store? He took a Risk and got Life.
• So this customs officer told me I couldn't bring my board game... He said the risk was too big.

Monopoly Board Game Jokes

Here is a list of funny monopoly board game jokes and even better monopoly board game puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If all diplomatic issues could be solved with a board game like monopoly, we wouldn't see the current levels violence in the world. No, they'd be *way* higher.
• When it comes to board games about buying real estate... Hasbro really has the Monopoly.
• Everything in Life, I learned from a board game Monopoly.
• There is Deadpool Monopoly, Sea World Monopoly, Simpson's Monopoly.... It's like they monopolized the board games industry
• Don't Invite Satan Over To Play Board Games... ...because last time I did it, he took the dice we used to play Monopoly.
  Now I have a pair of dice lost.
• Why am I in the jail for no reason? Because I'm in the Monopoly Board Game! And I landed in Go To Jail to jail me for no reason!
• What's Joseph Stalins least favourite board game? Monopoly.

Ouija Board Game Jokes

Here is a list of funny ouija board game jokes and even better ouija board game puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I donated some old board games to my local daycare. Hope those kids like Ouija Boards...
• An American asks his friends who are French and German, What type of board game do you wanna play? The two friends said Ouija.
• What is French Super Mario's favorite board game? Le Ouija

Giggle-Inducing Board Game Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about board game you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean poker game jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make board game pranks.