Boar Jokes
47 boar jokes and hilarious boar puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about boar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Boar Short Jokes
Short boar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boar humour may include short swine jokes also.
- Two autocorrecting iPhones walk into a bear Bard*
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JESUS %#$&ING CHRISTINA AGUILERA - What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar? Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
- A hunter went out on a hunting trip. He took his sons cigarettes by mistake. He had an excellent day. He shot 2 bucks, a boar, a black bear, and a unicorn.
- A man walks into a movie theatre and sees a pig Disgusted by the wild boar , the man asks : why is there a pig in this movie theatre?
The pig turns around- I liked the book - I saw a stage production of "The Three Pigs" yesterday. The pigs were pretty boaring, but the wolf really brought down the house.
- I don't understand why so many people like animal puns. Personally, I think they're boaring.
- Now that the Wild Boars are all safe... ...Thailand maintains its reputation of happy endings.
- Pigs Standing next to pig processing plant when I heard all the machines firing up and smoke started bellowing from the stacks. Only thought is, man that place is going full boar
- I was talking to my friend who has horses and pigs in the same enclosure He told me someone stole the roof off of it
Well there goes the neigh-boar hood - I came up with this joke about wild pigs but... It boars everyone I tell so I'm keeping to myself...
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Boar One Liners
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- What do you call the pack of boars who killed members of Isis? Squeal Team 6
- Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend? He was a boar.
- Reincarnation is really a thing. I used to be a wild dog but now I'm a massive boar.
- What did the wooden boar say when he fell and scraped his leg? Mahogany!
- What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ? Neighbor?
- Q: Why did the pig leave the costume party?
A: Because everyone thought he was a boar. - Did you hear the one about the boar in the forest? Oops. Greasy fingers.
- Why did no one like to hang with the male pig? He was too Boar-ing.
- What's the most controversial animal product? A boar shin.
- My friend was telling animal puns I thought they were boaring.
- Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May? The Lay-Boar Party.
- How do you call boar that stands on the entrance Doar
- What's the least interesting animal ? The boar.
- Wild boar are like pigs... They just party harder
- Where do wild boars like to go on holiday? Tusk-any
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What funny jokes about boar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean guinea pig jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boar pranks.
board game Shop
Me: I want a dice.
Clerk: The correct term is 'die'.
Me: I want 2 die.
Clerk: Plural is dice, alone it's die.
Me: I want 2 die alone.
I really like woodworking…
but only when I get board
I didn't know which board game to buy, so I chose at random...
It was worth taking the risk.
The board of directors for Old McDonald's Farm has decided to give me a promotion.
I'm the new C-I-E-I-O.
When is a board not a board?
When it falls off a boat.
What board game do they have in Concentration Camps?
Jewmanji
A board game wherein players have to figure out who gave them an STD.
New from Johnson & Johnson: Clue-midia.
When it comes to board games about buying real estate...
Hasbro really has the Monopoly.
I cannot get on board with colonizing Venus
I don't work well under pressure and I don't like toxic work environments.
What boardgame do Canadians play the most?
Sorry!
Which board game instruction manual is the Torah?
Jumanji
A board member with powers of administration suffering badly from the wind
and wearing an ironclad brassier, pushed her bosom into my face while role-playing in my dank and dirty dungeon.
That's right, a gusty trustee t**... her rusty bust in l**... musty dusty custody.
Why did the board outvote the chairman with vertigo?
Because the balance of power had shifted away from the person who had lost his power of balance.
What did one board game say to the other?
Hey, wanna play a game? I'm board.
So I've to board my submarine off the coast of the Seychelles and monitor the Somali pirates as they sail around the coast of Mogadishu.
This is my latest submission.
A Board Game Walks into a Bar...
The bartender says, "look, we don't want any Trouble!"
What's the best board game for someone that's experienced a great deal of desperation from the opposite gender?
Men all plea
What board game centers around a m**... mystery?
I don't have a Clue.
I boarded the wrong boat today and ended up going to Canada accidentally, AMA
Whoops, wrong sub.
My board gamer friend said I love Settlers
Well duh, who else would marry him
