Boar Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Board Game Shop

Me: I want a dice.


Clerk: The correct term is 'die'.


Me: I want 2 die.


Clerk: Plural is dice, alone it's die.


Me: I want 2 die alone.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

A hunter went out on a hunting trip. He took his sons cigarettes by mistake.

He had an excellent day. He shot 2 bucks, a boar, a black bear, and a unicorn.

I didn't know which board game to buy, so I chose at random...

It was worth taking the risk.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

the bear and his list

It's rumored in the forest, that the bear has a deathlist with the names of all animals he's going to kill. All of the animals are worried about that rumor.

The deer decides first to go to the bear's cave and ask him out about his list.
Deer: "Is it true, that you have a deathlist?"
Bear: "Yes, that's true."
Deer: "And is my name on the list?"
Bear: "Yep."

In panic, the deer runs out of the cave and into the woods. The next day the other animals find the deer's corpse in the forest - brutally murdered and without his head.

Then boar also decides to ask out the bear about his list and visits him in his cave.
Boar: "So there's your list..."
Bear: "Yes, that's my list."
Boar: "You know... is my name on it?"
Bear: "Yes, your name is on my list."

Same as the deer, the boar flees in panic and the next day the animals also find the boar's corpse in the forest.

So the rabbit starts to think about the situation. He decides also to visit the bear.
Rabbit: "So, bear, I heard you have a death list."
Bear: "Yes, I have a deathlist."
Rabbit: "And is my name on this list?"
Bear: "Yes, your name is also on my list."
Rabbit: "Okay... is it possible to delete my name from the list?"

The bear just responds: "Sure, no problem."

When is a board not a board?

When it falls off a boat.

What board game do they have in Concentration Camps?

Jewmanji

Reincarnation is really a thing.

I used to be a wild dog but now I'm a massive boar.

When it comes to board games about buying real estate...

Hasbro really has the Monopoly.

A man was camping when suddenly a wild boar appeared

A man was camping when suddenly a wild boar appeared. It charged at the man and trampled him leaving him inches from death then trashed his campsite.

When the man recovered a bit, he used all the energy he could muster and called 911.



Dispatcher: "911 Emergency, what is your situation?"


Him: "A pig just destroyed everything and I think I'm about to die"


Dispatcher: "Sorry, there's nothing we can do about your wife. Try calling marriage counseling instead."

What boardgame do Canadians play the most?

Sorry!

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor?

Did you hear the one about the boar in the forest?

Oops. Greasy fingers.

Which board game instruction manual is the Torah?

Jumanji

What's the most controversial animal product?

A boar shin.

A board boy sitting in restaurant and taking drinks.

Oneday, Jimmy was bored sitting in a restaurant in front of a Pepsi bottle.


Just later his friend Jekko came and drink the Pepsi.


He said, hello you so board, why?


Jimmy said, bad luck today. In the morning my girlfriend broke relationship with me unknown reason.
My car faces unknown problem, that's why I reached office late.
That's why my boss fired me from the job.
The whole I'm frustated and decided to suicide and mixed poison in the bottle of Pepsi.
It's so bad luck that you drink the whole Pepsi.


The day is really bad for me that I can't take the poison.

Pigs

Standing next to pig processing plant when I heard all the machines firing up and smoke started bellowing from the stacks. Only thought is, man that place is going full boar

What did one board game say to the other?

Hey, wanna play a game? I'm board.

A board member with powers of administration suffering badly from the wind

and wearing an ironclad brassier, pushed her bosom into my face while role-playing in my dank and dirty dungeon.

That's right, a gusty trustee thrust her rusty bust in lusty musty dusty custody.

Why did the board outvote the chairman with vertigo?

Because the balance of power had shifted away from the person who had lost his power of balance.

So I've to board my submarine off the coast of the Seychelles and monitor the Somali pirates as they sail around the coast of Mogadishu.

This is my latest submission.

A Board Game Walks into a Bar...

The bartender says, "look, we don't want any Trouble!"

What board game do hookers play?

Manopoly

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