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9 boa jokes and hilarious boa puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about boa that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good boa joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A woman tried to order an exotic snake online

A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves
Looks like the boa cons tricked her

My wife tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves...

Looks like the boa cons tricked her...

Did you hear the one about the guy with 40 cats and a boa constrictor?

Sorry, I mean 39 cats and a boa constrictor.

Little Johnny's trip to the zoo left him breathless

and the boa constrictor euthanized.

Did you hear the one about the guy who owned 40 cats and a pet boa constrictor?

Sorry... 39 cats and a pet boa constrictor...

What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?

A boa constructor

Baby snake (OC)

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?
A momma's boa.

The US government are now forcing all under 25 year old fit and healthy American males to work for the Bank of America immediately or face criminal detention.

They've decided to become a BoA Conscripter.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor


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Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these boa jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.