Boa Constrictor Jokes
7 boa constrictor jokes and hilarious boa constrictor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about boa constrictor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Boa Constrictor Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Did you hear the one about the guy with 40 cats and a boa constrictor?
Sorry, I mean 39 cats and a boa constrictor.
Little Johnny's trip to the zoo left him breathless
and the boa constrictor euthanized.
Did you hear the one about the guy who owned 40 cats and a pet boa constrictor?
Sorry... 39 cats and a pet boa constrictor...
Didn't know where to get a boa constrictor.
One of my friends recommended Amazon. I wasn't disappointed.
My friend likes to hug people. But gradually, people started to keep their distance from him.
I just remembered, he's a boa constrictor.
What was the boa constrictor's best subject?
Hiss-tory.
What were the last words of the explorer who discovered the Boa Constrictor?
"Can't...breathe..."
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