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- Apparently for every $1 a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That's not fair. Why is the man only left with 30?
Credit to Bo Burnham. - Tip: if you don't want comedians weighing in on politics.... ...don't elect a joke.
(Credit to Bo Burnham) - For every dollar a man makes.... For every dollar a man makes, a women makes 70 cents.
Thats not right
Thats not fair
The mans only left with 30!
-Bo Burnham - Glass houses People who live in glass houses should not throw stones..... or mastubate in daytime.
Paraphrased from Bo Burnham. Credit where it's due. - I want a black girlfriend So that when we 69, I can can it ying-yanging.
All credit to Bo Burnham. - I saw a flyer for a lost dog Which was kind of odd, because the dog didn't have any legs
Credit goes to Bo Burnham - I haven't made my mind up about m**.... And its weird.. because on one hand it feels good.
Not my joke. Credit goes to Bo Burnham.
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- Why should Bo never cook dinner on Christmas? Because he always Burnham
- Who's a great YouTuber, but a terrible cook? Bo Burnham.
- What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? Names!
-Bo Burnham - What do you call a kid with worms and an eyepatch? Names.
Heard from Bo Burnham - What do you call a pirate without a ship? A creative homeless man.
-bo burnham - I'm undecided about m**.... On one hand it feels great
-Bo Burnham
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What are your best "If I had ____ for every time..." jokes?
Two of my favorites are:
1. "If I had a dollar for every existentialist moment I've ever had...Does money even matter?" - Can't remember the comedian.
2. "If I had a quarter every time a hobo asked me for spare change, I'd still say no" - Bo Burnham
Jokes so Bad that They're Funny
The midget psychic broke out of prison. He was a small medium at large.
A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat.
Newspaper headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home. Details are sketchy.
I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forget how it goes.
Here's a poem by a dog (Bo Burnham): Roses are grey, violets are another shade of grey, let's go chase cars.
The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late? A cold shoulder.
(I'll see myself out.)