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What are your best "If I had ____ for every time..." jokes?
Two of my favorites are:
1. "If I had a dollar for every existentialist moment I've ever had...Does money even matter?" - Can't remember the comedian.
2. "If I had a quarter every time a hobo asked me for spare change, I'd still say no" - Bo Burnham
Tip: if you don't want comedians weighing in on politics....
...don't elect a joke.
(Credit to Bo Burnham)
Why should Bo never cook dinner on Christmas?
Because he always Burnham
Glass houses
People who live in glass houses should not throw stones..... or mastubate in daytime.
Paraphrased from Bo Burnham. Credit where it's due.
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I haven't made my mind up about m**....
And its weird.. because on one hand it feels good.
Not my joke. Credit goes to Bo Burnham.
Who's a great YouTuber, but a terrible cook?
Bo Burnham.
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I want a black girlfriend
So that when we 69, I can can it ying-yanging.
All credit to Bo Burnham.
I saw a flyer for a lost dog
Which was kind of odd, because the dog didn't have any legs
Credit goes to Bo Burnham
What do you call a pirate without a ship?
A creative homeless man.
-bo burnham
Jokes so Bad that They're Funny
The midget psychic broke out of prison. He was a small medium at large.
A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat.
Newspaper headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home. Details are sketchy.
I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forget how it goes.
Here's a poem by a dog (Bo Burnham): Roses are grey, violets are another shade of grey, let's go chase cars.
The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late? A cold shoulder.
(I'll see myself out.)
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