Bmx Jokes
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Three men die and go to heaven...
And God says,"You each get a vehicle but the amount of times you cheated on your wife,your vehicle becomes worse"
The first man cheated on his wife 8 times so he got a BMX bike.
The second man cheated on his wife three times so he got a Mercedes.
The third man never cheated on his wife so he got a Lamborghini.
A few days later,the second man who got the Mercedes goes to the one with the Lamborghini and sees that he's crying. He asks,"Why are you crying? Didn't you get the best car?"
The third man said,"I just saw my wife riding on the field with a scooter!"
I hate all races...
Marathons, motorsports, bmx, etc
What did the bmx rider say to his girlfriend ?
I wheelie like you
Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?
He was feeling a bit bike-curious.
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