Bmi Jokes

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Funniest Bmi Short Jokes

Short bmi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bmi humour may include short obesity jokes also.

1. Why does Japan have such strict BMI regulations? They remember what the first fat man did to them.
2. I went to a Trump rally the other day, and the only thing higher than the average IQ of the crowd... Was the average BMI.
3. Doctor: Your BMI is quite high. Patient: What should I do?
   Doctor: Don't eat anything fatty
   Patient: So I should give up pizza and chips?
   Doctor: No, fatty. Just don't eat anything!
4. Not fat, just short. According to the BMI chart, at the doctors office, I don't need to lose 25 pounds! I do need to grow about six inches but hey, it beats dieting!
5. Guys, you can't ask a girl her weight! You have to factor in her height too! Ask for her BMI score. Be smart.
6. I find tinder chicks always have a deep dark secret they want to hide from you Usually their BMI

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Bmi One Liners

Which bmi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bmi? I can suggest the ones about radius and height.

1. So according to this BMI chart... I am too short.
2. I just checked my BMI and found out... I'm dangerously under tall.
3. Your mama is so fat that her BMI is measured in acres.
4. I once went to Africa, all the girls there were a perfect 10..... ...on the BMI scale
5. This BMI chart is telling me I'm too short. What should I do? Should I eat more?
6. i calculated my BMI recently, and i realised i need to gain several inches
7. I checked my BMI chart the other day. It would appear that I'm too short.
8. Your mama's so fat... ...her BMI is *Syntax error*!
9. People ask me how I got a BMI of 21.2. I tell them, "I just did the m**...".

Comical Bmi Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about bmi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean weigh jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bmi pranks.