Blur Jokes

Funniest Blur Short Jokes

Short blur jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blur humour may include short blink jokes also.

1. My whole life before age 12 was a blur. That's when I went to the eye doctor. Things cleared up after that.
2. The earliest memory I have is going with my dad to get prescription glasses. Life before that is a blur.
3. I tried joining a long-exposure photography course, but I didn't learn anything. It all went by in a blur.
4. I set Blur's Parklife as my alarm, and it goes off every single day of the week... Except for Wednesdays, when I'm rudely awakened by the dustman.
5. When I was a kid I used to think I had a photographic memory. All of my memories were blurred and cut off at the neck.
   It was an amateur photographic memory.
6. It was the mid 1990s, I was stuck in the desert and I thought I could see an Oasis... But it was just a Blur.
7. My earliest childhood memory is going to the eye doctor when I was 8. Life before that is a blur.
8. When I was a kid, I went on vacation and forgot my glasses I don't remember much though.
   It was all a blur.
9. My eyes have really great bokeh effect Even though I remove the main object from my line of vision, the blur stays.
10. My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my glasses... Before that, life was a blur...

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Blur One Liners

Which blur one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blur? I can suggest the ones about blah and zoom.

1. I got so drunk the other night that I lost my glasses. The rest is a blur.
2. Why is Conan's guest's face blurred-out? Oh. Never mind. It isn't. It's just Amy Schumer.
3. Bill Cosby walks into a bar The rest is a blur!
4. What's a blur and worse for your teeth? A faster brick.
5. Do you like Blur? Nah, I've only heard a Song or 2 from them.
6. Why couldn't the man remember where he left his glasses? It was all a blur.
7. What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines? A greydient
8. Someone at the club stole my glasses. The rest of the night was a blur.
9. I took a photo next to a Ford but it's blurred because it wasn't Focus.
10. What was the last thing Alan Thicke saw before he died Blurred lines
11. What is Bill Cosby's favorite song? Blurred Lines
12. Your mama so ugly her face isn't blurred out in Google street view.
13. The 'Blurred Lines' singer's Twitter Q&A was a pretty... ...Thicke idea.

Cheerful Fun Blur Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about blur you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean buff jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blur pranks.