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27 blunts jokes and hilarious blunts puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blunts that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short blunts jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blunts humour may include short jokes also.

  1. A transgender person cut me in line at the supermarket. You're LGBT, right? I asked.
    You forgot about the 'Q', they replied bluntly.
    No, I said, you did.
  2. I suspect that my son has been flushing his blunts down the toilet. No wonder my water bill is so high.
  3. I just found a fruit roll-up in my pocket That means one of my kids has a grape flavored blunt rap in their lunch box.
  4. Knock knock - Who's there?
    - A blunt pencil
    - A blunt pencil who?
    - Leave it. There's no point.
  5. Why is the sharpener always invited to the pencil case debates? He always makes a good point and the pencils tend to very blunt when he's not around.
  6. I caught someone keying my mother-in-law's car, so I walked over to him. I said, "Try mine, yours are looking a little blunt."
  7. Watching a film about Princess Diana.. And Diana says "if we are lucky we will grow old" and my sister turns around and says bluntly and without a hint of a smile, "you won't"
  8. Why do you have to be blunt to fat people? Because if you sugar coat it, they will eat that too
  9. Christopher Nolan always turns down the chance to smoke a blunt He prefers a BONNGGG
  10. Whats with blunt objects? I just don't see the point...

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Blunts One Liners

Which blunts one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blunts? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. My friend used my todo list to roll a blunt He's high on my list of priorities
  2. Burritos are like blunts If you cant roll, get a bowl
  3. I've started blunting knives to help myself relax. Really takes the edge off.
  4. The plumber found a blunt in my faucet today. No wonder my water bills are so high.
  5. I've tried writing with a blunt pencil. But it was pointless
  6. So I used a blunt pencil yesterday... It was pointless.
  7. I just find that blunt pencils are so... ... pointless
    I'll find my own way out
  8. My friend wanted us to dress up as joints for Halloween. I had to be blunt with him.
  9. I was head-butted by an animal in the Andes... It was a blunt-force llama.
  10. Theres a reason it's called a blunt you don't feel as sharp after it
  11. I don't like blunt arrow heads. They are pointless.
  12. What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg? A Blunt force
  13. I hate blunt knives They just won't cut it for me
  14. I hate talking to mary jane She's just too blunt
  15. What's Snoop Dogg's favourite weapon? A blunt weapon.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about blunts can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of blunts puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Blunts Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about blunts you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make blunts prank.

I do my blunts, like my women..

I stuff them h**...!

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

There should be bongs and blunts at viewings in f**... homes...

A true wake and bake.

What's the difference between a p**... head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

I'm not very good at rolling blunts so I got my mate to help me...

You could say it was a Joint effort.

I snorted coke and m**..., smoked four blunts, and injected h**... today...

...and this guy at the auction house is STILL saying im not the highest bidder.

Why do people look to Snoop Dogg and Seth Rogen to teach them how to make good blunts and joints?

Because they're good roll models.

I met Snoop Dogg last night and he said that I roll the best blunts he's ever smoked.

That's high praise.

What would Adobe call the office that produces m**... blunts?

Adoobe.

Wild thoughts

My best friend and I just spent 50 minutes looking for the 2 blunts we just smoked.

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The impact of these blunts jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.