Blunt Jokes

Funniest Blunt Short Jokes

Short blunt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blunt humour may include short blatant jokes also.

1. I suspect that my son has been flushing his blunts down the toilet. No wonder my water bill is so high.
2. I just found a fruit roll-up in my pocket That means one of my kids has a grape flavored blunt rap in their lunch box.
3. Knock knock - Who's there?
   - A blunt pencil
   - A blunt pencil who?
   - Leave it. There's no point.
4. Why is the sharpener always invited to the pencil case debates? He always makes a good point and the pencils tend to very blunt when he's not around.
5. I caught someone keying my mother-in-law's car, so I walked over to him. I said, "Try mine, yours are looking a little blunt."
6. Watching a film about Princess Diana.. And Diana says "if we are lucky we will grow old" and my sister turns around and says bluntly and without a hint of a smile, "you won't"
7. Whats with blunt objects? I just don't see the point...
8. Why do people look to Snoop Dogg and Seth Rogen to teach them how to make good blunts and joints? Because they're good roll models.
9. "This surgical knife isn't sharp," ...Dr. Swiftie said bluntly.
10. A guy accidentally burns his finger while smoking a blunt now he has chronic pain

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Blunt One Liners

Which blunt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blunt? I can suggest the ones about dull and straight forward.

1. My friend used my todo list to roll a blunt He's high on my list of priorities
2. Burritos are like blunts If you cant roll, get a bowl
3. The plumber found a blunt in my faucet today. No wonder my water bills are so high.
4. I've tried writing with a blunt pencil. But it was pointless
5. So I used a blunt pencil yesterday... It was pointless.
6. I just find that blunt pencils are so... ... pointless
   I'll find my own way out
7. My friend wanted us to dress up as joints for Halloween. I had to be blunt with him.
8. I was head-butted by an animal in the Andes... It was a blunt-force llama.
9. Theres a reason it's called a blunt you don't feel as sharp after it
10. I don't like blunt arrow heads. They are pointless.
11. What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg? A Blunt force
12. I hate blunt knives They just won't cut it for me
13. I hate talking to mary jane She's just too blunt
14. What's Snoop Dogg's favourite weapon? A blunt weapon.
15. Christopher Nolan always turns down the chance to smoke a blunt He prefers a BONNGGG

Hits Blunt Jokes

Here is a list of funny hits blunt jokes and even better hits blunt puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was smoking and.. *Hits blunt*
  *Blunt hits back*
  Me: Woah
  Blunt: Yeah, be careful next time
• Why would John Krasinski hitting his wife get him drug related criminal charges? He'd be caught hitting a Blunt.
• *Hits blunt* Why is there a L in Noel if its Noel
• Hits blunt so if you waiting for then waiter aren't you the waiter?
• *Hits Blunt* "Sir, naming your child Blunt is not a 'loophole in the system'"
• What did Bob Marley die of? BLUNT force trauma
  Or
  He got hit with a BLUNT object

James Blunt Jokes

Here is a list of funny james blunt jokes and even better james blunt puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What celebrity is most likely to stab you? James Blunt

Emily Blunt Jokes

Here is a list of funny emily blunt jokes and even better emily blunt puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a woman that's too straight forward? Emily Blunt
• Who is Snoop Dogg's favorite actress? Emily Blunt.

Quirky and Hilarious Blunt Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about blunt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bland jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blunt pranks.