Bluff Jokes
22 bluff jokes and hilarious bluff puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bluff that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bluff Short Jokes
Short bluff jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bluff humour may include short blow jokes also.
- My wife bet me that I wouldn't dare give our daughter a silly name. So I decided to call her Bluff.
- My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name... So I called her Bluff...
- My wife didn't believe that I would give our daughter an embarrassing name. But I decided to call her Bluff.
- A man asks out a woman... Him: "If you don't say yes I'm going to jump off that 500 foot cliff over there."
Her: "I call that a bluff." - Why wife said she didn't care what I named our daughter So I called her bluff
And named her niggerfaggot - "If you don't go out with me I'll jump off a 300-foot cliff." "Sounds like a lot of bluff to me."
- Why is it difficult to lie about the name of ocean front cliffs? It's easy for people to call your bluff.
- A guy says "I swear left my phone on my cliff next to the beach!" His friend says "Ok, I'll call your bluff."
- My wife let me name our daughter, convinced I wouldn't given her a s**... name. But I called her Bluff.
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Bluff One Liners
Which bluff one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bluff? I can suggest the ones about cliff and blunt.
- My mum didn't think I'd give our daughter a silly name... ... but I called her Bluff.
- My wife didn't think I'd name our daughter something ridiculous, But I called her Bluff
- My wife left me because of my poker addiction. It could also be a bluff.
- Why are cliffs good at poker? Because they bluff
- They thought the Night Kings threats were a bluff But he was dead serious
- What do you call a buffalo found on a bluff? Lost.
Hilarious Fun Bluff Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about bluff you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tease jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bluff pranks.
My friend called me today and said he was going to kill himself by jumping off of a cliff that overlooked a body of water unless I stopped specifying the names of geological formations for him.
I said back, "That's a bluff".
A therapist gets a call from their patient saying they are going to kill themself…
Therapist: Why do you want to kill yourself?
Patient: Because you don't take me seriously, and you're always needlessly pedantic!
Therapist: How would you do it?
Patient: I'm going to jump.
Therapist: Now?
Patient: Yes now! I'm looking at a hundred foot drop…
Therapist: Where are you?
Patient: The cliff overlooking the ocean. I mean it doc,I don't care if I drown or hit the rocks. I'll do it! I'll jump!
Therapist: but… that's a bluff.
Patient: …………..
Therapist: Hello?
