Bluetooth Jokes

Funniest Bluetooth Short Jokes

Short bluetooth jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bluetooth humour may include short app jokes also.

1. There are hundreds of features on a brand-new BMW; heated seats, bluetooth audio, laser-headlights, etc... Which among them goes completely ignored? The turn signals.
2. My friend told me that for minimal lag i should use an analogue connection instead of Bluetooth for my speaker system.... Sound advice.
3. I expected a call last night, so I slept with my phone under my pillow. When I woke up it was gone, and there was a dollar coin in its place?!
   Must have been the Bluetooth Fairy...
4. People dating are like Bluetooth devices They're supposed to pair up and connect but it hardly ever works
5. I was listening to my wireless headphones while the dentist was working on my teeth. He needed to tell me something so he pulled out my earbud.
   It was a Bluetooth extraction.
6. If duct taping a Matchbox Trans Am to one's ear and pretending it's a Bluetooth device is wrong, then maybe— hang on... I've gotta take this.
7. Men Are Like Bluetooth Men Are Like Bluetooth…
   Always Connected When Wife Is Around…
   The Moment Wife Is Away…
   They Automatically Starts Searching For New Devices…
8. Love should be like Bluetooth When you are close, the status should be.....connected
   When away...searching for a new device
9. Why did the engineers of the Titanic II make sure to include a solid Bluetooth system? They didn't want the ship to get stuck syncing again.
10. Men are like Bluetooth. When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.

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Bluetooth One Liners

Which bluetooth one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bluetooth? I can suggest the ones about connect and device.

1. My Bluetooth speaker wasn't working so I threw it into the lake... Now it's syncing.
2. LG's new Bluetooth department is very progressive Everyone there is LGBT
3. What do you call a phone that can't connect to Bluetooth on a kia? A Nokia
4. Why did the iPAD go to the dentist? Because he had Bluetooth
5. My ex-husband was like a bluetooth...
6. How did the bird get his bluetooth to work? He had to parrot.
7. I'm great at fixing Bluetooth headsets... ... I just repair them.
8. What Is Bluetooth ? When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
9. The titanic had Bluetooth It synced
10. People with Bluetooth headsets need a clip round the ear!
11. водонепроницаемый противоударный Bluetooth Stereo
12. Yo momma's so dumb She went to the dentist to get a bluetooth
13. How do you connect a bird to bluetooth? You parrot.
14. Why is Bluetooth called Bluetooth? Because it was a Norse king's name?
15. What do you call a weary Viking conqueror? Bluetooth low energy

Bluetooth Speaker Jokes

Here is a list of funny bluetooth speaker jokes and even better bluetooth speaker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My math teacher invented a Bluetooth speaker, made entirely out of wood... He called it a logarythm

Witty Bluetooth Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about bluetooth you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean audio jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bluetooth pranks.