Blues Traveler Jokes
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Presidential Orange
Miscarriage Maroon
Privilege White
Travel Ban Brown
Lives Matter Black
"I should have known better than to talk to him like that, these bruises are my fault" Blue
Before John was a traveling salesmen
Before John was a traveling salesman he worked door to door on foot. He actually came from an upper middle class family but had a healthy work ethic and a humble yet dull nature from aristocratic inbreeding a few generations back..
It was his birthday and his eccentric mother had told John he could have only one of the two presents she bought for him and she would return the other. After cake , John was led out to the front of the house where he saw a beautiful new dark blue four door sedan. The other choice was a fine black stallion of superior breeding . John looked carefully at both options then yelled Gimme the Karma
The Black Knight.
Once there was a black knight. He traveled far and wide to find his princess bride.
He came to a kingdom to see the king. when he arrived, he heard that the king had the most beautiful daughter that anyone had ever seen.
he went to the king and asked if he could marry the princess. the king said
"you could after he got the red gem from the red dragon."
The knight searched far and wide for many, many months. then, when he found the red dragon, he killed it and took its gem.
The Black Knight went to the king and gave him the red gem. the king said
"you can marry my daughter after you kill the purple dragon and bring me the purple gem."
The knight searched far and wide for many, many months. then, when he found the purple dragon, he killed it and took its gem.
The Black Knight went to the king and gave him the purple gem. the king said
"you can marry my daughter after you kill the blue dragon and bring me the blue gem."
The knight searched far and wide for many, many months. then, when he found the blue dragon, he killed it and took its gem.
The Black Knight went to the king and gave him the blue gem. the king said," you can marry my daughter."
The knight ran around the castle and up the stairs. he passed the kitchen, the dungeon, and the royal bedroom.
When he finally got to the princesses room, he got on one knee and said " will you marry me?"
"No" she said.
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