Blues Jokes

Funniest Blues Short Jokes

Short blues jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blues humour may include short colour blue jokes also.

1. I went to the doctors with hearing problems... He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"
   So I replied "Homers fat, and Marge has blue hair"
2. TIL the American flag on the moon has turned into the french flag. Due to solar radiation, the red and blue pigment has disappeared, leaving the flag to be completely white.
3. I saw a guy today with soot all over his face carrying a large pick axe and wearing a royal blue hardhat that matched his overalls. But these are just miner details.
4. Why do police officers wear blue? Because the black uniforms led to too much friendly fire.
5. I asked my buddy if he always puts an orange wedge in his beer. He said, "Ehh not really. Maybe once in a Blue Moon."
6. Doctor, doctor A man goes into the doctors and says "doctor doctor I think I'm going deaf" and the doctor says "can you describe the symptoms" and he says "yes, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair"
7. Roses are red... Violets are blue...
   WOLOLOLOLOOO!!!!
   Ah shucks now the roses are blue too!
8. Regretting the compliment... A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Really! Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
9. I asked a girl whether she would date a blue-collar man like me She said blue or white don't matter, she's collar blind.
10. A Valentines Poem Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    whitney houston is dead
    and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou

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Blues One Liners

Which blues one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blues? I can suggest the ones about blue eyed and blue sky.

1. Purple is my favorite color! I like it more than blue and red combined.
2. What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
3. What are the two problems with the French flag? The red bit and the blue bit.
4. Dad joke: What's blue and doesn't weigh very much? Light blue.
5. A Poem Roses are red,
   Violets are blue,
   Stop memes about Harambe
   -Cincinnati Zoo
6. What's blue and smells like red paint? ​
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   blue paint.
7. Whats blue and doesn't fit anymore A dead epileptic
8. What's blue and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A really fast apple.
9. What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue Paint.
10. Whats blue and isn't heavy? Light blue
11. Roses are red, Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's
    To get to the other side
12. Clinton's blue firewall... About as secure as her private email server.
13. Do you ever put an orange in your beer? Once in a Blue Moon
14. What's both blue and purple and never seen again? This thread :/
15. Roses are Red, Violets are blue...... who killed harambe?
    Cincinnati zoo

House Of Blues Jokes

Here is a list of funny house of blues jokes and even better house of blues puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Blue Guy lives in the blue house, red guy lives in the red house, purple guy lives in the purple house, orange guy... Lives in the White House.
• If the blue man lives in the blue house, the green man lives in the green house, and the red man lives in the red house, then who lives in the white house? The orange man
• A joke my little sister thought of today A blue man lives in the blue house, a purple man lives in the purple house, a red man lives in the red house, who lives in the white house?
  An orange man.
• I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law Her address is 1837 3rd St, LA 90023, blue house. She gets off work at 6.
• If the Red Man lives in the red house, the Blue Man in the blue house, the Yellow Man in the yellow house, where does the Orange Man live? The White House
• The red house is made of red bricks. The blue house is made of blue bricks. What is the greenhouse made of? Glass
• [Late]If there's a blue house on the left and the red house is on the right where's the white house? Idk they turned the lights off
• My dad said there's too much red, yellow and blue in my house. That's not my primary concern right now.
• The blue man lives in the blue house, the yellow man lives in the yellow house, the purple man lives in the purple house. Who lives in the White House? The orange man.
• What's a red house made of? Bricks.
  What's a yellow house made of?
  Yellow bricks.
  What's a blue house made of?
  Blue bricks.
  What's a white house made of?
  Lies.

Blues Clues Jokes

Here is a list of funny blues clues jokes and even better blues clues puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call symptoms of depression? "Blues Clues"
• On Blue's Clues, Steve didn't leave to go to college - he was sent to prison. He realized far too late that he shouldn't have brought Slippery Soap with him.
• (From my son) What comes after Blue's Clues? Blue's Poos!
• Roses are red, violets are blue. When it comes to flower colours, the person who made this has no clue.
• What does Jay Z follow when playing hide n seek with his daughter? Blue's clues
• What's the R-18 version of Blues Clues? 50 Shades of Blue
• Why did the detective have to bring a dog to help investigate a mans s**...? So it could find the blues clues.

Blues Musician Jokes

Here is a list of funny blues musician jokes and even better blues musician puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician? A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands.
  
  A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
• Why do so many blues musicians come from Korea? Theres a lot of Seoul
• When I told my parents I wanted to be a blues musician they I decided it was time to have "the sax talk"
• What did the dead blues musician sing? "Didn't wake up this morning..."
• Did you hear about the Korean blues musician? He was a Seoul man.
• Who is Terrance & Phillip's favorite blues musician? Buddy Guy

Blues Music Jokes

Here is a list of funny blues music jokes and even better blues music puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Kim Jong Un recently banned the blues scale... He hates Seoul music
• What band is a cow favorite?
  Moody Blues.
• What is an alcoholic's favorite type of music? 12 bar blues.
• What happens if you play blues music backwards? Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.
• What type of music do trees like to dance to? LR&B: log-a-rhythm and blues!

Monday Blues Jokes

Here is a list of funny monday blues jokes and even better monday blues puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• When is the best time to have an o**...? [SFW] On a Blue Monday.

Amusing Blues Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about blues you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blue eyes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blues pranks.