The Best 35 Blues Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Blues jokes. There are some blues bluegrass jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these blues song puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Blues Jokes and Puns

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers

Ever listen to the radio station WPMS?

3 weeks of the blues, one week of rag-time

Seasick jokes

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?
The Navy blues

What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time?
The Dock

Blues joke, Seasick jokes

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Kim Jong Un recently banned the blues scale...

He hates Seoul music


The difference etween Jazz Hands and Blues Hands

The number of fingers and where you tell people to put them.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

"Didn't wake up this morning..."

Blues joke, What did the dead blues musician sing?

How do you measure how sad someone is?

With a blues scale

What is it called when you get a bathroom hand job while listening to blues?

W.C. Handy

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands.

A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

My friend had all of his guitars stolen, and he's real sad about it.

Can't even play the blues anymore.

You can explore blues orchestral reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean blues ragtime dad jokes. There are also blues puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Sports

Hockey has the Blues.

Football has the Browns.

Baseball has the Reds.

What does basketball have?

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The Blacks.

The Hillary clinton campaign had planned a concert and that's why all of those people were waiting at her watch party.

Hillary was singing the blues.

Why do so many blues musicians come from Korea?

Theres a lot of Seoul

When I told my parents I wanted to be a blues musician

they I decided it was time to have "the sax talk"

What happens if you play blues music backwards?

Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.

Blues joke, What happens if you play blues music backwards?

What's a blues brother's favorite sex position?

On a missionary from god

I may be a Canadian blues guitarist...

..but I'm not your Buddy Guy.

What do you call symptoms of depression?

"Blues Clues"


Monday blues

Dr: what's wrong?
Bob: I'm depressed. I don't think anyone likes me.
Dr:what makes you say that?
Bob:well I had finally had it at work so I gave everyone in the office a box of poisoned candy on friday.
Dr: that's aweful!
Bob: yeah. I know. The worst part is they all still came in to work that Monday

Who is Terrance & Phillip's favorite blues musician?

Buddy Guy

How can a President that is SO white sing the blues so WELL?

There's a new radio station in town

called WPMS. It has a monthly programming cycle, three weeks of the blues then one week of ragtime.

I see that Gary Moore didn't get any upvotes.

He's Still Got the Blues.

What do you do when your dog has the blues?

Give it a saxophone.

Why were the Maple Leafs strumming guitars and singing sombrely on the ice?

They were playing the Blues

What happened to ray charles and stevie wonder at the new orleans blues fest?

They ran into each other

Have you heard the Broken Alarm Clock Blues?

It starts, "Woke up this afternoon..."

Why did the detective have to bring a dog to help investigate a mans suicide?

So it could find the blues clues.

What is an alcoholic's favorite type of music?

12 bar blues.

Did you hear about the Korean blues musician?

He was a Seoul man.

How do you make a duck sing the blues?

Stick it in an oven at 500 degrees until its bill withers.

What is a Norwegian Blues favourite fruit?

A Pine-Apple!

What rhymes with blues and loves to fire sniper rifles into crowds of brown children?

I was watching the Korean remake of Blues Brothers

Yeah, my favourite part was when they do Seoul Man

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the blues classical jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working blues house of blues piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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