Blueprints Jokes
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Ridiculous Blueprints Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
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An engineer and a machinist are tasked with drilling a hole into a the deck of a ship.
They arrive on site, the engineer confirms the position of the hole, the machinist starts drilling. Before they reach the required depth, oil starts spewing out the flutes of the drill bit -- they've drilled into the oil tank.
"How're we gonna explain this to the boss?" -- asks the machinist.
"Look, buddy, I have no idea what *we* are gonna do, but what *I'm* gonna do is move that hole 5 inches to the left on the blueprint."
What do you call an adult female chicken that likes to draft blueprints?
A Hen-gineer
How do you know if your house was burgled by smurfs?
Look for blueprints
Did you hear about the blueprints for Giza?
Don't trust them. All looks like one big pyramid scheme to me.
How often did the architect have to put long narrow paths in his blueprints?
Hallways
My boss gave me a blueprint to trace...
My job was on the line
A thief stole a leaky tin of paint and is well hidden in the mall...
The police found him by following the blueprints.
Why does the US analyze its battleship blueprints in Norway?
Because it's the best place to scan-da-navy-in.
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