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Bluegrass Band Jokes

3 bluegrass band jokes and hilarious bluegrass band puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bluegrass band that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Bluegrass Band Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good bluegrass band joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A fifteen year old kid gets an upright bass and starts to take lessons.

After his first lesson, his dad asks him, "what did you learn today?" "I learned to play the A note." After his second lesson his dad asks again, and he responds "I learned to play the D note." After his third lesson his dad asks again and he responds, "I learned to play the E note." After the fourth lesson his dad asks, and the kid responds, "I don't need lessons anymore. I've got a gig with a bluegrass band."

What does a farmer, a p**..., and a bluegrass band all have in common?

They all know how to throw a h**... down.
(Disclaimer: I was exchanging dadjokes with our server at Krueger's in Cincinnati. He wrote this joke. Neil, if you're out there..cheers!)

The Pope is going to start a Bluegrass band at the Vatican.

He says he likes fiddling with the kids.

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