The Best 16 Blueberry Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Blueberry jokes. There are some blueberry juicy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these blueberry blueberry hill puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Blueberry Jokes and Puns

I went to Dunkin Donuts and ordered 4 blueberry donuts and the cashier asked if I wanna box....

...I've been banned for life from that shop.

Why can't blueberry bagels fly?

Because, then they would be plane bagels.

A boy walks in late to class.

That day they have a substitute. She asks the boy "Where have you been, and why are you late?"
He says: "Sorry I was on Blueberry Hill."
and takes his seat. About 5 min later another boy comes in late.
The substitute asks " Where have you been, and why are you late?"
He says: "Sorry, I was on Blueberry Hill."
and takes his seat.
This happens 2 more times.
About 5 min after the last boy a girl walks in.
The teacher says" let me guess you were on Blueberry Hill!?"
The girls says" No,.... I am Blueberry Hill!"

Blueberry joke, A boy walks in late to class.

How do you make a blueberry?

You strangle a pea.

What fruit always feels depressed?

A blue-berry


Whenever I make chocolate chip or blueberry muffins, I make sure one muffin is just batter.

I like to play Muffin Roulette.

Why did everyone think the pie was gay?

Because he blueberry.

Blueberry joke, Why did everyone think the pie was gay?

Did you know it's cheaper to buy pies in warm weather climates?

Cherry pie in Jamaica - $4.25
Blueberry pie in Cuba - $3.50

Those are some of the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

what do you call a sad cranberry?

a blueberry =[

How do you call a sad raspberry?

A blueberry

I tried to make a tiny blueberry pie

But it ended up being a little tart.

You can explore blueberry strawberries reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean blueberry cherry dad jokes. There are also blueberry puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What do you get if you cross a blueberry with a raspberry?

A blue\-ass berry, motherfucka!

What do you call a reddish guy in a very blue basement?

A blueberry radish

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

My grandma hates me.

grandma was making blueberry pie and the mashed blueberries congealed. She said blueberries must have a lot pectin in them. I said, "are you expectin me to know that?"

An Eskimo walks into a bakery

and orders an apple pie, a cherry pie and a blueberry pie. The baker says, "sorry, we don't serve Eskimo pies here."

Blueberry joke, An Eskimo walks into a bakery

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the blueberry custard jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working blueberry fruit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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