Blueberry Jokes

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Funniest Blueberry Short Jokes

Short blueberry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blueberry humour may include short strawberry jokes also.

1. I went to Dunkin Donuts and ordered 4 blueberry donuts and the cashier asked if I wanna box.... ...I've been banned for life from that shop.
2. I heard Mexicans are pretty good at boxing Strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, tomatoes.
3. Did you hear about the truck full of blueberries that crashed on the highway? It caused a traffic jam.
4. LPT: Remember, besides blueberries, anything blue in the wild is poisonous and not fit for consumption.... The same rule applies to video game cartridges.
5. Whenever I make chocolate chip or blueberry muffins, I make sure one muffin is just batter. I like to play Muffin Roulette.
6. What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest? Berried Treasure.
7. Some fruits can turn into other fruits For example, wait long enough and blueberries turn into elder berries
8. Did you know it's cheaper to buy pies in warm weather climates? Cherry pie in Jamaica - $4.25
   Blueberry pie in Cuba - $3.50
   Those are some of the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
9. My grandma hates me. grandma was making blueberry pie and the mashed blueberries congealed. She said blueberries must have a lot pectin in them. I said, "are you expectin me to know that?"
10. After she was released from prison, Emma Goldman had to stay away from blueberries and prunes. She was a free radical

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Blueberry One Liners

Which blueberry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blueberry? I can suggest the ones about raspberry and cranberry.

1. Why can't blueberry bagels fly? Because, then they would be plane bagels.
2. How do you make a blueberry? You strangle a pea.
3. What fruit always feels depressed? A blue-berry
4. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
5. Why did everyone think the pie was gay? Because he blueberry.
6. what do you call a sad cranberry? a blueberry =[
7. How do you call a sad raspberry? A blueberry
8. I tried to make a tiny blueberry pie But it ended up being a little tart.
9. Did you know that blueberries are good for your brain? That's some food for thought!
10. What do you call a reddish guy in a very blue basement? A blueberry radish
11. TIL that a chemical in blueberries stimulates mental activity Food for thought
12. What's round and black and blue? A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband
13. What do you call blueberries playing the guitar? A jam session.
14. What fruit do you eat when you are sad? Blueberries.
15. Why are elephants grey? So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

Blueberry Pie Jokes

Here is a list of funny blueberry pie jokes and even better blueberry pie puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• An Eskimo walks into a bakery and orders an apple pie, a cherry pie and a blueberry pie. The baker says, "sorry, we don't serve Eskimo pies here."

The Funniest Blueberry Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about blueberry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean purple grape jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blueberry pranks.