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A boy walks in late to class.

That day they have a substitute. She asks the boy "Where have you been, and why are you late?"
He says: "Sorry I was on Blueberry Hill."
and takes his seat. About 5 min later another boy comes in late.
The substitute asks " Where have you been, and why are you late?"
He says: "Sorry, I was on Blueberry Hill."
and takes his seat.
This happens 2 more times.
About 5 min after the last boy a girl walks in.
The teacher says" let me guess you were on Blueberry Hill!?"
The girls says" No,.... I am Blueberry Hill!"

A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, "Where have you been?"
The boy says, "On top of blueberry hill."
Then another boy walks in with no shirt and no socks and the teacher says, "Where have you been?"
The boy says, "On top of blueberry hill."
Then a girl walks in and the teacher asks, "Where have you been?
Oh, let me guess on top of blueberry hill." and the girl says, "No, I am blueberry hill."

Blueberry Hills

A boy walks into school n**..., and he is late. "How come you are late?", asks the teacher. "I was on top of Blueberry Hills", says the boy.
The next day, a different boy walks into school n**... and he is late. "You're the second one in a row, how come you are late?", says the teacher getting more frustrated now. "I was on top of Blueberry Hills", says the boy.
The next day a girl walks into school n**... and she is late. "Let me guess, you were on top of Blueberry Hills?", asks the teacher annoyed. "No, I am Blueberry Hills".

A substitute teacher was beginning her first class...

A substitute teacher is beginning her first class. Five minutes after it starts, a boy walks in. "Class started five minutes ago, why are you late?" The teacher asked. "I was on top of Blueberry Hill," He replied. The teacher shook her head at the boy and sent him to his desk.
Five minutes later, the door flings open and another boy walks in. "Class started ten minutes ago, why are you late?" "I was on top of Blueberry Hill." Again, the teacher shakes her head at the boy and sends him to his seat.
Five minutes after that, the door opens and a girl walks in. The teacher sighs and says "You're fifteen minutes late, but let me guess; you were on top of Blueberry Hill?"
The girl giggles and says "Oh no, *I'm* Blueberry Hill."

There Once Lived A Family of Moles on a Hill.

On morning Papa Mole woke up and walked to the entrance of the burrow. He was greeted with the most beautiful morning he had ever seen. The sunrise shone brightly and scents of spring wafted through the air.
"This is amazing!" Papa exclaimed "Ma! Come and see this! The morning's beautiful and I smell... I think I smell pancakes! With syrup and blueberry!
So Ma Mole comes out into the doorway and says, "You're right! I can smell... Eggs! Eggs and Bacon with crispy toast! Junior, you must smell this!"
So Junior gets up and tries to squeeze between the two big moles. He tries and tries, but finds himself wedged between their backsides.
"Junior!" Ma says, "What do you smell?"
"I don't know" he replies, "All I can smell is molasses!"


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