Blue Whale Jokes

Funniest Blue Whale Short Jokes

Short blue whale jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blue whale humour may include short whale jokes also.

1. The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court The game would be cancelled.
2. The baby blue whale is the 2nd largest baby in the world Right after people who are still complaining about wearing masks.
3. What's the difference between blue whales and green peas? A leprechaun doesn't get offended if you ask him if his whale's blue.
4. What's the difference between a blue whale and your mother? One is the largest known mammal on earth, the other is a blue whale.
5. How do you get a blue whale into a subway? Take the 's' out of 'sub' and the 'f' out of 'way'.
6. My spirit animal is the Blue Whale... ...nobody bothers him, doesn't really bother anyone else, eats tons of shrimp everyday and frequents shady massage parlors.

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Blue Whale One Liners

Which blue whale one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blue whale? I can suggest the ones about killer whale and whale dolphin.

1. whats a blue whale's favorite date night? netflix & krill
2. What did the dolphin say to the blue whale? The dolphin said, Cheer up!
3. What's the difference between wife and a blue whale? About 10 pounds.
4. I'll never play blue whale challenge Because it's so fishy
5. Roses are red, the ocean is blue... gee, coincidence...
   you're a whale.
6. Why are Blue Whales so sad? Depression Krills.
7. How did the mermaid p**... make all her money? Blue whales
8. The Blue Whale's t**... are the size of Volkswagen Beetles. That's nuts.

Cheeky Blue Whale Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about blue whale you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean two whales jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blue whale pranks.