Blue Sky Jokes
46 blue sky jokes and hilarious blue sky puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blue sky that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Blue Sky Short Jokes
Short blue sky jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blue sky humour may include short blue jokes also.
- A son and a dad are talking Son: Why is the sky blue?
Dad: The same reason your eyes are blue.
Son: So the sky slept with the postman? - Actual quote from a kid visiting from China Q: Do you like it hear in America?
K: Yes.
Q: Why?
K: Because the sky here is blue. - Why is the sky blue? Son: Dad..Why is the sky blue?
Dad: Because if it was green, we wouldn't know where to stop mowing the lawn. - My son asks me "Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?" and I reply, "Yes son, the sky is pretty blue."
- After hours of working on every syllable of this masterpiece, I bring you a haiku I've titled "Truth in hindsight" The sky is blue
The grass is green
Jetfuel can't melt steel beams - Roses are red, blue is the sky........... Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
- My friend compared me to a singular cloud in an otherwise blue summer sky No one wants me around.
Which admittedly is pretty great...I had no idea he thought so highly of me. - Fun fact: the 1st Amendment was designed to protect people saying the sky was blue (It wasn't)
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Blue Sky One Liners
Which blue sky one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blue sky? I can suggest the ones about colour blue and blue hair.
- Why is the sky blue? No one bothers to ask how it's feeling.
- Red sky at night: sailor's delight Blue sky at night: day
- So I adopted a 5 year old child from China And she said to me: "Why is the sky blue?"
- Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky? He looked a little blue
- What do you call a blue sky at night? Day
- Why does the sky cry sometimes? Because it's blue :(
- Is the sky blue? No... because it has no feelings
- Why is the sky blue? The Earth is holding its breath.
- What's blue and has wheels? The sky, I lied about the wheels.
- Why does the ocean have water? Because the sky is *blue*
- Roses are red The sky is blue
You think this is love
But I hate you. - Why are pigs jealous of Louis Armstrong? Louis can see skies of blue and clouds of white.
Blue Sky Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about blue sky you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blue eyes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blue sky pranks.
The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!"
The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence?
Mary replies, "The sky is definitely blue."
"That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but the sky can also be gray or white."
Sam raises his hand and states, "Grass is definitely green."
The teacher says, "That's good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too."
Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, "Do farts have lumps in them?"
The teacher says, "No Johnny, why do you ask that?"
Little Johnny replies, "Well, I definitely sh*t my pants."
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning.
After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him.
He looked up at his dad and asked "How do fish breath under water?"
His dad thought about it for a moment, then replied, "I really don’t know, son."
The boy sat quietly from another moment, then turned back to his dad and asked, "How does our boat float on the water?"
Once again his dad replied, "Don’t know, son."
Pondering his thoughts again, a short while later, the boy asks "Why is the sky blue?"
Again, his dad replied. "Don’t know, son."
The inquisitive boy, worried he was annoying his father, asks this time "Dad, do you mind that I’m asking you all of these questions?"
"Of course not son." replied his dad, "How else are you ever going to learn anything?"
Using the word 'definitely'
A 3rd grade English teacher stood in front of her class and asked for volunteers to use the word 'definitely' to describe something.
The first student, Johnny, raised his hand and said "Teacher, the sky is definitely blue!"
The teacher responds "Well Johnny, sometimes the sky can be grey and sometimes it can be black." Defeated, Johnny put his hand down.
The next student, Susie, looking to make Johnny look bad proudly said "The grass is definitely green."
Teacher responded "Not so true Susie. When the grass dies, it can be brown, or yellow." Susie was embarrassed.
The teacher looked around the room and saw a puzzled look on her student's faces. Just as she was about the help her students out, little Billy threw his hand up.
"Yes Billy?"
"Teacher, are farts lumpy?" Little Billy asked.
"No Billy, farts are not lumpy."
"....Then I definitely just pooped my pants."
EDIT - Names...D'oh. Face meet palm
Johnny learns the word definitely
The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!"
The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence?
Mary replies, "The sky is definitely blue."
"That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but the sky can also be gray or white."
Sam raises his hand and states, "Grass is definitely green."
The teacher says, "That's good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too."
Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, "Do farts have lumps in them?"
The teacher says, "No Johnny, why do you ask that?"
Little Johnny replies, "Well, I definitely sh*t my pants."
You Never Learn Nothin'
A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out on the water, the boy suddenly became curious about things in general and started asking all sorts of questions. He asked his father, "Why does the boat float? The father replied, "Don't rightly know son."
A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, "How do fish breath underwater?" Once again the father replied, "Don't rightly know son." A little later the boy asked his father, "Why is the sky blue?" Again, the father repied. "Don't rightly know son."
Finally, the boy asked his father, "Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?" The father replied, "Of course not, if you don't ask questions, you never learn nothin'."
Two men are painting a church.
They are painting it blue.
They get about 1/2 way done, and realize they are running out of paint. So they add a little thinner to make it stretch.
The job got 3/4 of the way done, and they are thinking that it's still not going to be enough paint. So they add more thinner.
They get the job done and stand back to look at their work. Not surprising though is that the church is one shade of blue on one end and another shade of blue on the other.
Suddenly, the skies darken and lightning strikes! A booming voice comes from the clouds and says, "REPAINT! AND THIN NO MORE!"
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There is no such thing as a s**... question.
That means if you ask me why the sky is blue, I'll patiently tell you it's because of Rayleigh scattering.
A blonde was lying in the grass...
One afternoon, a college student is walking across the Green and sees a pretty blonde lying in the grass staring up at the clear blue sky.
"Getting a tan?" he asks.
"No! Do you think that just because I'm blonde I'm focussing on my looks? I'm actually a very good student and right now I'm getting a head start on my homework!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. What class is it for?"
"Astronomy!"
It's down to two guys at a job interview.
Both of the men interviewing are equally qualified all the way down to eagle scout so the interviewer has an idea. "The one of you that can give me the better poem ending in Timbuktu gets the job." The first guy stands up and says, "Out across the desert sand went a lonely caravan. Underneath the sky so blue, their destination, Timbuktu." The second guy just sat there stunned. He knew he couldn't compete and was about to give up when inspiration struck. "Me and Tim a fishing went when we saw three ladies in a tent. They being three, and we being two, I bucked one and Tim bucked two."
A teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence.
"The sky is definitely blue," said one girl.
"Nice try but the sky can be black or purple or even orange," replied the teacher.
"The grass is definitely green," said a little boy.
"Well... The grass can be brown too."
Little Johnny raised his hand.
"Yes Johnny?"
"Are farts solid?" asked little Johnny.
Finding this an odd question she was slightly shocked, but answered anyway, "No Johnny."
"Well I definitely pooped my pants."
A young mother was playing with her son at the beach..
After a few minutes of playing, a huge wave splashes in shore, covering mother and son. When the wave had receded the mother saw that her son was gone, except for his blue baseball cap.
The mother dropped to her knees, stretched her arms to the sky screaming: I'll do anything!! Just bring me back my boy!!
A few seconds later a second huge wave slammed on shore. When it receded back to the ocean, the son was sitting happily playing in the sand.
The mother looks at the boy, but then puts her hands on her hips and looked at the sky. HE HAD A HAT!!!
A teacher is trying to instruct her class on the meaning of the word "definitely".
"Can anyone give man an example?" She asks.
Suzie raises her "the grass is definitely green."
"Sometimes the grass can be brown," the teacher answers. "Anyone else?"
"The sky is definitely blue." Says Timmy.
"The sky can by gray if it's cloudy, or black at night." Says the teacher.
In the back of the class little Johnny raises is hand and asks, "do farts have lumps?"
Caught of guard the teacher says "No, of course not!"
Johnny replies, "Then I definitely pooped my pants."
I'm walking down the street when out of nowhere a shellfish falls out of the sky
and hits me in the head. Dazed, I pick up the mollusk and say "Where did you come from, little guy?" The shell creases open slightly and I hear it say "A tornado picked me and threw me. You better get somewhere safe, it's headed this way!" I look around and see mostly blue skies, except for a few clouds. That's when I realized:
It was the clam before the storm.
A father was walking with his curious daughter.
She pointed to the sky and asked "Daddy, why is the sky blue?
He replied "Hmmmm. I don't really know."
A few minutes later, they passed a tree. She asked "Daddy, how do trees grow?"
He replied "Errrr... good question. I don't know."
Seeing a dog, she asked "Why do dogs bark?"
He replied "Um, I'm not sure."
She looked up at him and said "Daddy, I hope you don't mind me asking you all these questions?"
He replied "Not at all, if you don't ask, you won't know."