Blue Pill Jokes
13 blue pill jokes and hilarious blue pill puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blue pill that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Blue Pill Short Jokes
Short blue pill jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blue pill humour may include short colour blue jokes also.
- My co-worker takes a small blue pill with his coffee every day at 8am He's likes to work hard in the mornings
- What do canes and blue pills have in common? They're both ready for use when a man is limp.
- The Matrix would have been an entirely different movie if... ...Bill Cosby got the role of Morpheus. "The red pill or the blue pill?"
- Why is life like the matrix? When you're young, you take the red pill, because you're depressed. When you're older, you take the blue pill because your wife doesn't do it for you anymore.
- What's the difference between the red pill and the blue pill? The blue pill makes you harder.
- I was in the pharmacy today... A man approached me offering either a blue pill or a red pill. I didn't know staying in false reality gave you a 24 hour e**....
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Blue Pill One Liners
Which blue pill one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blue pill? I can suggest the ones about blue sky and blue.
- the blue pill is cyanide cyan-ide... i'll see myself out.
Blue Pill Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about blue pill you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blue eyed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blue pill pranks.
A rich guy visits a doctor for a little blue pill
The doctor gives him a sample to try out. He tells him to take it now and by the time you get home it should be working.
20 minutes later the guy calls the doctor to tell him his wife isn't home but the maid is there.
Doctor says, well... try it out with the maid.
Patient replies, I never needed a pill to get a hard-on with the maid.
Joke directed insult
A woman walks into the doctors office. She says she wants a child, but doesnt want to have s**.... The doctor says ok and asks what kind of child she wants. The woman said she wanted a smart and handsome kid. The doctor then hands her a blue pill.
A few months later, the woman comes back and says she has had a miscarriage but still wants a child. The doctor says ok and asks what kind of kid she wants. The woman said she will have a regular kid this time. The doctor then hands her a red pill.
Even more months later, the woman returns and says shes had a miscarriage but still wants a kid. The doctor says ok and asks what kind of kid she will want. She says since the other ones did not work out she will have a ugly, s**... kid. The doctor says ok and hands her a pill.
*At this point the joke teller asks the victim what color they think the pill is.
*The response will most likely be "I don't know, what?"
*The joke teller then says "I don't know, try asking your mother."
Immaturity at its best.
A man went to the doctor this morning as he hadn't been feeling well.
The doctor examined him, left the room and came back with three different bottles of pills.
He said, Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red capsule with another big glass of water.
Afraid that he was suffering from a deadly disease, the man stammered, By God, Doc, what's my problem?
The doctor said, You're not drinking enough water.
An elderly couple
A sweet elderly couple show up at the doctor's office. The doctor asks, What can I do for you? After a minute of shyly staring down at his shoes, the husband looks up with an embarrassed expression and says, I can't seem to get an e**....
The doctor says, I'm going to give you some blue pills. Here's what I want you to do: Take one pill and then skip a day. Then take another pill and skip the next day. Just keep doing this and I think you should see some results.
A few months later the doctor sees the wife on the street. He approaches her and asks how things are going with her husband. The wife replies, Oh, Arnold passed away last week. A heart attack.
I'm so sorry. I did worry that maybe he was too old for s**... activity.
The wife says, Oh no. It wasn't the s**.... It was all that skipping what killed him.
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well.
The doctor examins him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills.
The doctor says, "Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water."
Startled to be put on so much medicine the man stammers, "Jeez doc, exactly what’s my problem?"
The Doctor says, "You’re not drinking enough water."