Premature ejaculator in need of smoking hot size 6 blonde.
Preferably with blue eyes and huge double d....
Nevermind.
I like it more than blue and red combined.
Light blue.
He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"
So I replied "Homers fat, and Marge has blue hair"
A swallow
Due to solar radiation, the red and blue pigment has disappeared, leaving the flag to be completely white.
The red bit and the blue bit.
But these are just miner details.
Light blue.
He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"
I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"
Because the black uniforms led to too much friendly fire.
He said, "Ehh not really. Maybe once in a Blue Moon."
A couple have 13 children, 12 of them are blonde and have blue eyes, 1 has black hair and brown eyes, his name is Peter. One day the wife of the couple is dying of illness, her husband is sitting on her bed. The husband says "Our Peter is different from the other kids, does he have a different father?" His wife says yes. And, the man says, "Then, who is his dad?" Upon which his wife says, "You".
He said "can you describe the symptoms?"
I said "Aye, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair!"
A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Really! Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Stop memes about Harambe
-Cincinnati Zoo
He said "Can you describe the symptoms?" I said "Homer's a fat guy and Marge has blue hair"
One of them rubs it, and a mystical blue genie flies out of it!
"Hello! I am genie! Since there are 3 of you, you each get 1 wish!
"I wish for a large piece of meat!" The first dinosaur said.
And so a large slab of meat materialized before his eyes and plopped down in front of him!
"I wish for a meat shower!" The second dinosaur said.
And so the genie made all different sorts of meats from different animals rain from a small cloud above the dinosaur's head.
Not wanting to be outdone by his friends the third dinosaur quickly tries to think of something better.
"I wish for a meatier shower!"
I was standing behind this girl at a school dance while we were waiting to get some juice. She was really pretty, so I thought I'd break the ice with a joke.
I tapped her on the shoulder and said "Hey, what's blue and smells like red paint?"
She smiled and asked, "what?"
As I was about to open my mouth, I accidentally tripped and knocked over everyone in front of me. I never got to finish the joke, but that's how I totally screwed up the punch line.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whitney Houston is dead
and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou
... unless they're flashing behind you.
The game would be cancelled.
No, a red one.
No, blue.
No wait, a pink one.
Cool.
Never mind, I'm keeping it!
A dead epileptic
She said, "No, it's a super moon, not a blue one".
My friend was having some issues with his hearing, so he booked a doctor's appointment. The doctor checked him over and had a look in his ears. The doctor said "okay. So, describe the symptoms". My friend said "well, there's homer. He's the dad. And there's Marge, she's got big blue hair..."
He asked me to describe the symptoms.
I said homer is a fat bloke and marge has blue hair
He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man Just stared.
Every time the young man looked,the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.
Blue Paint.
The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here. Too much Risk."
I asked how he could tell which one is which.
He said, 'Well, Andrea is really, really attractive - she has long blonde hair, sparkling blue eyes and plump red lips. Plus she's got a really nice body. Pretty much a perfect ten.
And Brian has a cock.'
A blue berry ๐ข
Hitler blew an 11 country lead during World War 2
I have Alzheimer's
To get to the other side
...it's so big in fact that if you laid it out on a basketball court, the game would be over and the whale would die.
I told him to stop discriminating against other cultures.
About as secure as her private email server.
Once in a Blue Moon
This thread :/
Describe the symptoms....
Uh...Well Marge has blue hair....homer is fat...
who killed harambe?
Cincinnati zoo
Blue
Lives in the White House.
"You see Blue, its the anagram of something your mom loves as much as you"
And why is my sister called Lana ?
"For the same reason."
while French people remove the red and blue colour
It picks up where Titanic left off, in the sense that half the cast is blue and dying.
Obligatory
Light blue.
This joke was in a book I had as a young child, probably from the 70s or 80s. It's so ridiculous, I remember it to this day.
Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?
A: Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you kill a white elephant?
A: Hold its nose until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
Blue
Roses are red
Violets are blue
No, they are violet
FTFY
"The sky is definitely blue," said one girl.
"Nice try but the sky can be black or purple or even orange," replied the teacher.
"The grass is definitely green," said a little boy.
"Well... The grass can be brown too."
Little Johnny raised his hand.
"Yes Johnny?"
"Are farts solid?" asked little Johnny.
Finding this an odd question she was slightly shocked, but answered anyway, "No Johnny."
"Well I definitely pooped my pants."
He said: can you describe the symptoms
I said: Homers a far bloke, and Marge has blue hair
Stalin's ghost appears to Putin in a dream, and Putin asks for his help running the country.
Stalin says "Round up and shoot all the democrats, and then paint the inside of the Kremlin blue."
"Why blue?" Putin asks.
"Ha!" says Stalin. "I knew you wouldn't ask me about the first part."
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A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars.
The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. "What the heck are you doing? " he asks the drunk.
"I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it. "
"So how does feeling the roof help you? " He asked the drunk.
"Well," the drunk replied. "MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!! "
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