Blue Jeans Jokes

6 blue jeans jokes and hilarious blue jeans puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blue jeans that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Blue Jeans Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good blue jeans joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Where is my wife

A young man and an old man bumped shopping carts at the grocery store.
Young man: I am sorry. I wasn't watching where I was going. I was looking for my wife.
Old man : Sorry. I was also looking for my wife.
Young man: Well maybe we can look together. My wife is 24. She is 5'2". She has short black hair. She is wearing a pink tube top and blue Jeans. What does your wife look like?
Old man: It doesn't matter. Lets look for yours.

The Good Old Days!

Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular to his grandson.
"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o' bread, a magazine, and some new blue jeans... all for a dollar!!
"Grandson, "You can't DO that anymore..... they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look." 

My four-year-old came up with this one:

What do you call a hobbit in blue pants? Lord of the jeans.
(This was after he heard the Alexa ask, what do you call a hobbit playing a fiddle? Lord of the Strings )

English Joke - Boy or Girl

1st: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
2nd: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
1st: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
2nd: I'm not. I'm her mother.

My jeans are blue but the string I bought is red...

Oops. Wrong thread...

"Name a blue fly"

Mosquito with jeans

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