Blue Jean Jokes
6 blue jean jokes and hilarious blue jean puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blue jean that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Blue Jean Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Where is my wife
A young man and an old man bumped shopping carts at the grocery store.
Young man: I am sorry. I wasn't watching where I was going. I was looking for my wife.
Old man : Sorry. I was also looking for my wife.
Young man: Well maybe we can look together. My wife is 24. She is 5'2". She has short black hair. She is wearing a pink tube top and blue Jeans. What does your wife look like?
Old man: It doesn't matter. Lets look for yours.
The Good Old Days!
Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular to his grandson.
"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o' bread, a magazine, and some new blue jeans... all for a dollar!!
"Grandson, "You can't DO that anymore..... they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look."
My four-year-old came up with this one:
What do you call a hobbit in blue pants? Lord of the jeans.
(This was after he heard the Alexa ask, what do you call a hobbit playing a fiddle? Lord of the Strings )
English Joke - Boy or Girl
1st: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
2nd: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
1st: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
2nd: I'm not. I'm her mother.
My jeans are blue but the string I bought is red...
Oops. Wrong thread...
"Name a blue fly"
Mosquito with jeans
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