Blue Collar Jokes

Funniest Blue Collar Short Jokes

Short blue collar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blue collar humour may include short white collar jokes also.

1. I asked a girl whether she would date a blue-collar man like me She said blue or white don't matter, she's collar blind.
2. What is the difference between blue collars and white collars? Blue collars wash their hands BEFORE going to toilet, and white collars - afterwards.
3. I do not discriminate between white-collar and blue-collar workers Because I am collar-blind.
4. I'm very successful but I have my humble upbringing to thank For example my father was just a blue collar road worker...but he really paved the way
5. You may see white collar and blue collar workers in the work place. But I'm collar-blind.
   ~(Taken from the office).
6. I've found that a lot of people these days have a negative bias towards blue collar work Just the other day I went to a bar and said that I was a miner and they refused to serve me
7. If you can't tell the difference between a blue collar job and a white collar job Are you color blind or collar blind?
8. Welcome to America, land of the red, white and blue Red necks, w**... and blue collars

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Blue Collar One Liners

Which blue collar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blue collar? I can suggest the ones about working class and collar.

1. What do you call a working class vegetable? A blue collared green.
2. Four blue-collar crotchets go into a bar... ...and have a common time.
3. Blue Collar Work Where does the blue collar chicken work?
   The eggplant.
4. What do you call a blue collar p**...? A j**... all trades.

Entertaining Blue Collar Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about blue collar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean factory workers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blue collar pranks.