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Blue Card Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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What's h**...'s favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?

Blue-Eyes White Dragon

Some guy over the phone asked for my credit card details.

"Sure," I said. "It's blue and there's bits of c**... on it."

What was h**...'s favorite Yugioh card?

Blue Eyes White Person

I'm giving out my personal credit card info to anyone that wants it

It's several shades of blue, very thin, about 3 long and 2 tall with these little raised numbers and letters on it, it has what looks like a SIM card on one end, a WiFi symbol looking thingy on the front, it has a bunch of tiny words and some additional numbers on the back with a solid black section. Have fun shopping folks.

I was just asked to give my credit card details.

I said, "It's rectangular, blue and not very valuable."

What's the only card h**... plays in Yu-Gi-Oh?

Blue Eyes White Dragon.

What is hitlers favorite yugio card?

The blue eyes white dragon

I invented a new game similar to rock paper scissors.

You have 3 cards with a color on one side and white on the other.
You and your opponent choose a card, show it face down (white part), and simultaneously switch it to know the winner.
Every player has 3 cards of 3 different colors, representing some natural elements: Blue, Red and Brown, for Water, Fire and Wood respectively.
Narutally, blue beats red, as water extinguishes fire.
Red beats brown, as fire burns wood.
Brown beats Rihanna.

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