Bludgeon Jokes
12 bludgeon jokes and hilarious bludgeon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bludgeon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bludgeon Short Jokes
Short bludgeon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bludgeon humour may include short jokes also.
- Onions My friend told me that onions are the only edible plant that can make you cry.
I bludgeoned his head with a watermelon. - What did my step-dad say before bludgeoning by brother to death with a vacuum cleaner? Dyson.
- 18th Century Arms Dealer Receives Concussion on First Day at Work A burgeoning blunderbuss broker braved and bore the brunt of a bludgeoning to the brain.
- What's black, white, and red all over? The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america.
- If you were locked in a room with Trump and Clinton And it was just you, them, and a p**... with one bullet...
Which one would you shoot and which would you bludgeon to death with the p**...?
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Bludgeon One Liners
Which bludgeon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bludgeon? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What do you call an Eevee evolution that specializes in melee? Bludgeon
Bludgeon Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about bludgeon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bludgeon pranks.
A woman comes home late from work
She goes upstairs and notices two people in bed, instead of just her husband.
Quietly, she tip toes away and finds a baseball bat, comes back and bludgeons the pair in bed.
She goes downstairs to grab a drink, only to find her husband sitting at the table.
"Hi honey," he says.
"Your parents decided to stop in for the night on their way back home. I let them have our room, I hope you don't mind."
Have you read the news?
I was reading the news the other day and came across a story from Vietnam. There were two gentlemen working in a rice p**... when one became enraged at the other and bludgeoned him to death with a small ceramic figurine. Reports indicate that this is the first ever case of knick-knack p**... whack.
My parents always say honesty is the best policy. So I told my my mum I was going clubbing with friends last night.
I don't get why she's so upset with me, we only bludgeoned the o**... before the cops came.
State troopers arrested an alleged assassin accused of bludgeoning a man to death with two small porcelain figurine in a rice field—
Police admit this may be the first known case of a knick-knack p**... whack.
A conversation between a bird cop and a bird detective
Cop: We found 2 m**... victims, bludgeoned to death
Detective: Did you find the m**... weapon?
Cop: Just one stone
Detective: *Lowers shades* Dear god