Bludgeon Jokes
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Onions
My friend told me that onions are the only edible plant that can make you cry.
I bludgeoned his head with a watermelon.
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Have you read the news?
I was reading the news the other day and came across a story from Vietnam. There were two gentlemen working in a rice p**... when one became enraged at the other and bludgeoned him to death with a small ceramic figurine. Reports indicate that this is the first ever case of knick-knack p**... whack.
What do you call an Eevee evolution that specializes in melee?
Bludgeon
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My parents always say honesty is the best policy. So I told my my mum I was going clubbing with friends last night.
I don't get why she's so upset with me, we only bludgeoned the o**... before the cops came.
18th Century Arms Dealer Receives Concussion on First Day at Work
A burgeoning blunderbuss broker braved and bore the brunt of a bludgeoning to the brain.
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State troopers arrested an alleged assassin accused of bludgeoning a man to death with two small porcelain figurine in a rice field—
Police admit this may be the first known case of a knick-knack p**... whack.
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A conversation between a bird cop and a bird detective
Cop: We found 2 m**... victims, bludgeoned to death
Detective: Did you find the m**... weapon?
Cop: Just one stone
Detective: *Lowers shades* Dear god
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If you were locked in a room with Trump and Clinton
And it was just you, them, and a p**... with one bullet...
Which one would you shoot and which would you bludgeon to death with the p**...?
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What's black, white, and red all over?
The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america.
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