Blubber Jokes

Following is our collection of cetacean humor and fatty one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Blubber puns for adults, dirty seaworld jokes or clean walruses gags for kids.

There is an abundance of obese jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes on blubber. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any orca witze you can hear about blubber.

The Best jokes about Blubber

I can't eat whale blubber.

I've tried it, I'm just not Inuit.

-my beloved nerd of a husband

Met a native Alaskan girl the other day. I asked her if all that stuff you see on the nature shows about Alaska is true How they hunt seals and eat whale blubber. She said yeah some ppl do that stuff. I asked her why she didn't

She said she's just not that Inuit.

So a pirate walks into a grocery store...

And he asks for blubber. The clerk is amazed to see a pirate and exclaims "Are you *really* a pirate!?"

"Aye, matey."

"Whale: aisle B!" replied the surprised-yet-helpful clerk.

Have you heard that Eskimos eat whale meat and
blubber?

Well, you'd blubber too if you had to eat whale meat.

So I came home from work, and my roommate had cooked dinner for us. She made whale blubber. She was like "I hope you like whale blubber!" I told her "Well I mean that just sounds terrible!"

She said "You never know, you might be Inuit."

Credit to my roommate for this one


What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

What did the blubber salesman say when he found out the margins on petroleum were better?

Whale oil be damned!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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