blubber Jokes

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Met a native Alaskan girl the other day. I asked her if all that stuff you see on the nature shows about Alaska is true How they hunt seals and eat whale blubber. She said yeah some ppl do that stuff. I asked her why she didn't

She said she's just not that Inuit.


So a pirate walks into a grocery store...

And he asks for blubber. The clerk is amazed to see a pirate and exclaims "Are you *really* a pirate!?"

"Aye, matey."

"Whale: aisle B!" replied the surprised-yet-helpful clerk.


Have you heard that Eskimos eat whale meat and

Well, you'd blubber too if you had to eat whale meat.


So I came home from work, and my roommate had cooked dinner for us. She made whale blubber. She was like "I hope you like whale blubber!" I told her "Well I mean that just sounds terrible!"

She said "You never know, you might be Inuit."

Credit to my roommate for this one


What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.


What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner


What kind of of sandwiches do Eskimos like?

Peanut Blubber and Jelly


What did the blubber salesman say when he found out the margins on petroleum were better?

Whale oil be damned!


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