Blub Jokes

5 blub jokes and hilarious blub puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blub that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Cheerful Fun Blub Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What is a good blub joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I own a fish that can talk.

I asked him, "What lights up your night?"
He said "Blub".
Sorry, he's a bit dyslexic.

How many contractors does it take to screw in a light blub?

None, it's a union job.

Mr. & Mrs. Blobby are lying in bed.

Mrs. Blobby says "Blob blib blob blub blob blob"
Mr. Blobby then says "Just be quiet and s**..."

If fish could talk, what would they say?

*blub blub blub blub blub*

What did the blubber salesman say when he found out the margins on petroleum were better?

Whale oil be d**...!

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