Blt Jokes
19 blt jokes and hilarious blt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Blt Short Jokes
Short blt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blt humour may include short bacon jokes also.
- TIFU by accidentally walking out with the footlong BLT of the guy ahead of me in line Whoops, wrong sub
- My wife is angry because I brought home a B.L.T. instead of a roast beef sandwich. Oops, wrong sub.
- The guys at the Delhi Deli pressured me into having a BLT on Indian bread instead of rye. Now I like such a naan conformist.
- My girlfriend told me I should start eating healthy food... So when I went to McDonalds for lunch, I decided: 2 BLT.
- Why shouldn't you put extra lettuce on your BLT? Because then you won't be able to fit into your B-E-L-T!
killme.jpg - There is a solution to the hunger crisis affecting the LGBT community! Let the G eat the BLT.
- Did you hear about the Supreme Court ruling that you can marry a sandwich? Yeah, the BLT community are very excited!
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Blt One Liners
Which blt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blt? I can suggest the ones about deli and cheeseburger.
- What do you get when you put guacamole on a BLT? An LGBT.
- What do you call a BLT with guacamole? An LGBT.
- They do surprisingly little BLT research at The Mayo Clinic.
- What's a BLT one letter short of? A rainbow.
- TIFU by getting a meat ball marinara instead of a blt Whoops, wrong sub
- What do you call a vegetarian BLT? A Lieutenant.
- What do you call a transgender o**...? an LG-BLT
Hilarious Blt Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about blt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean meats jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blt pranks.
A rabbit walks into a men's clothing store...
And the clerk says,"May I help you, sir?"
"Yes", says the rabbit. "I'd like a BLT with some coleslaw please."
"I'm sorry sir", says the clerk," but we don't have that here."
"Oh, ok.", says the slightly deflated rabbit. "I guess I'll have a house salad."
"Sir," replies the slightly annoyed clerk," we don't have that. Is there something else I can help you with?"
"Well," says the rabbit," in that case I'll just have a bowl of tomato soup."
The clerk is now incensed. "Sir, we don't have food! The sign outside clearly says 'men's clothing store'! Can't you read?"
"Listen, buddy", says the rabbit,"if I could read, I would have asked you for a menu!"
Two guys walk into a sandwich shop...
The 1st guy says, "I'll take the BLT on sourdough, please."
"One BLT coming right up!" Says the sandwich maker.
The second guy looks at the sandwich maker and says "I'll have a Donald Trump."
Confused, the sandwich maker asks, "A Donald Trump, what's that?"
In which the the second guy replies, "all white bread, a bunch of bologna and a little pickle."
"Dad, what's capitalism?"
"Here, take this £5 note and go and get me a BLT with a large coca cola."
The boy left his house and took the only possible route, up a huge hill. He got to the counter and made the order.
"That'll be £7.34," said the assistant.
"I only have £5, mister," said the boy. The assistant shrugged his shoulders and the boy left.
The boy barged in through the front door and shouted, "Dad, I just went all that way for you and you didn't give me enough money."
The dad looked him in the eye and said, "Son, that's capitalism."