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Funniest Blownapart Short Jokes

Short blownapart jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blownapart humour may include short tires jokes also.

1. What do you call a hand grenade that was thrown into a french kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart
2. What do you get when you mix Napolean Dynamite and Napolean Bonaparte? Napolean Blownapart
3. What do you get when you hand a Frenchman a live grenade and then shove him into a kitchen? Linoleum Blownaparte
4. What happened to Napoleon when he got hit by a cannonball? He became Napoleon BLOWNapart.
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5. Did you hear about the linoleum factory in France that exploded? The locals call it Linoleum Blown-apart.
6. There was a young French artillery officer, who had notions of grandeur, that is, until the day he stood too close to a firing cannon He thought he was Napoleon, but he was actually blown-a-part.
7. Do you know that french general who likes to fire his cannon at kitchens? His name is Linoleum Blownapart.
8. What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France? Linoleum Blownapart
9. Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor? Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.
10. What do you get when a French kitchen explodes? DeBrie. Also among the ruins would be Linoleum Blownapart.

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Blownapart One Liners

Which blownapart one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blownapart? I can suggest the ones about blow and wind.

1. What happens when you shoot Napoleon with a cannon? He becomes Napoleon Blownaparte.
2. What do you get if you throw a grenade in a French kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart
3. What do you call a French conqueror who stands too close to a bomb? Napoleon Blown-apart
4. What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died? Napoleon Blownaparte
5. What do you call a bomb in a French bathroom? Linoleum Blownapart!
6. What do you get when you drop a bomb in a French kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart.
7. What do you get when you blow up a French kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart
8. What do you call Napoleon after he stepped on a land mine? Napoleon Blownaparte
9. What would you get if a famous French dictator stepped on a landmine Napoleon blownapart
10. Napoleon Bonaparte more like...... Napoleon Blownaparte
11. What do you call Napoleon after being hit by an Italian cannonball? Napoleon BlownAparte

Laughable Blownapart Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about blownapart you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blower jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blownapart pranks.