Blowing Bubbles Jokes
72 blowing bubbles jokes and hilarious blowing bubbles puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blowing bubbles that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Blowing Bubbles Short Jokes
Short blowing bubbles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blowing bubbles humour may include short bubbles jokes also.
- Remember when you were young and you used to blow bubbles? Well I heard he's out of prison and he's been looking for you...
- Do you remember when you were a kid and you'd just sit a blow bubbles all afternoon? Well, Bubbles is back in town and wondering how you're doing these days...
- Remember when you were a kid and used to blow bubbles? He was askin' about you the other day.
- Did you blow Bubbles when you were a child? Because I saw Bubbles today and he wanted your number.
- Remember when you were younger and you'd blow Bubbles? I talked to him at the circus and he said to call him.
- Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid? He's back in town and wants your number.
- Did you ever blow Bubbles as a kid? Because Bubbles is back in town and he wants your number..
- When I was a kid, I used to blow bubbles all the time. But I just heard he's been released from prison and has been asking around for me...
- Did you ever blow bubbles as a kid? Well he's back in town and he wants your number.
*credit goes to The Amazing Jonathan* - My dad asked if I remembered blowing bubbles as a child He then informed me Bubbles is out of prison and wants to visit me
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Blowing Bubbles One Liners
Which blowing bubbles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blowing bubbles? I can suggest the ones about blowing smoke and blowing nose.
- When I was a kid I used to blow bubbles. I miss that clown.
- Ever blow bubbles as a kid? He's back in town and wants you to give him a call.
- A fight broke out at the bubble-making contest. It came to blows.
- Jimmy was blowing bubbles in the bathtub... then Bubbles got up and left.
- Does anyone like to blow bubbles? He always asks me and I keep saying no.
- Michael Jackson loved kids... But nothing beats blowing bubbles
- remember blowing bubbles as a kid? good. you should call him, he misses you.
- Remember when you used to blow bubbles as a kid? Well, he gets out of jail next month.
- I know how you liked to blow bubbles as a kid. He says hi.
- How does Michael Jackson relax? He likes to blow bubbles.
- Hey dad if you were a bubble, you could blow yourself.
- I remember blowing bubbles as a kid.... I really hated that clown
Hilarious Blowing Bubbles Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about blowing bubbles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean glass blowing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blowing bubbles pranks.
Three people get arrested and are taken into holding for questioning.
The officer talks to the first girl, asking, "What's your name?" She says, "Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He asks the second girl, "What's your name?" She responds with, "Yo Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He talks to the guy and says, "Let me guess, your name is Yo Yo Yo." The guy replies with, "No, it's Bubbles."
A duck, a pigeon, and a chicken all walk into a courtroom.
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The judge asked the duck, "What is your crime?"
The duck responds, "I was blowing bubbles in front of City Hall."
The judge says, "There's no crime committed here, you're free to go."
The judge then asks the pigeon, "What is your crime?"
The pigeon responds, "I was also blowing bubbles in front of City Hall."
The judge looks a little confused but finally says, "There's no crime committed here, you're also free to go."
Lastly, the chicken walks up to the judge, and the judge asks, "What is your crime?"
The chicken, first looking back at the pigeon and the duck, then turning to the judge says, "I'm bubbles."
Three rubber ducks..
Three rubber ducks head down to the nearby pond after dinner. The sun sets and it becomes passed their curfew. Feeling rebellious, the three ducks decide to stay out. An hour passes and a police offer shows up. He charges the three ducks with trespassing; their court hearing is scheduled in two weeks.
At the hearing the judge questions the first duck,
"What were you doing so late at the pond?"
"I was just blowing bubbles," responds the first duck.
The judge thinks to himself it's a sarcastic response but disregards it. He moves on to the second duck, repeating the question.
The second duck responds, "I was blowing bubbles."
Alright, now the judge is ruffled. He gives the group another try and says to the third duck,
"Lemme guess, you were just blowing bubbles too, right?"
The third duck smiles and replies, "No, I am Bubbles."
Bubbles
So two Ducks are go to Court, and the Judge says to the first Duck "Why are you here today?" and the first Duck replies "I was blowing Bubbles in the park." then the Judge says to the second Duck "Alright, and why are you here today?" and the second Duck says "I'm Bubbles."
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An Englishman is having breakfast in Paris one morning....
...(coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Frenchman: 'You English folk eat the whole bread??'
Englishman (in a bad mood): 'Of course.'
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) 'We don't. In France , we only eat what's inside.. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to England .' The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.
The Englishman listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat jam with the bread??'
Englishman: 'Of Course.'
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).
'We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to England .'
After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: 'Do you have s**... in France ?'
Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk.
Englishman: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'
Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.'
Englishman: 'We don't. In England , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France .'
The Duck Priest
There once was a pond that many ducks called home, and near that pond was a small catholic church. Inside of that church was a duck priest and a small confessional with rarely any visitors
One day, the duck priest was sitting around and a duck walked in and came to the confessional. The duck said to the priest "father, I have sinned." The priest responded, "Ok my son, what is your name and what do you need to confess?" The duck responded "My name is Duck and I blew bubbles in the pond." The priest then responded "Ok Duck, you've been forgiven but you know the rules, there's no blowing bubbles in the pond and you're banned from the pond for the week."
Duck agreed and walked out, feeling better. Later that same day, a second duck walked into the Church and again approached the confessional, saying he had sinned. Again the father asked " What is your name and what do you need to confess?" The second duck responded "My name is Duck Duck and I blew bubbles in the pond." Again, the priest responded that Duck Duck had been forgiven, but was banned from the pond for the week.
Duck Duck left feeling much better. Finally, right before the priest was going to go to bed, a third duck came in and approached the confessional. Because this was a busy day, the priest merely said "Let me guess, your name is Duck Duck Duck and you blew bubbles in the pond?"
The third duck looked down at his feet and muttered "No, I'm Bubbles."
So there are three frogs in court...
The judge turns to the first and says: "What is your name and what did you do to end up here?"
He replies: "My name is Frog, and I was blowing bubbles in the park."
The judge gives him a confused look and turns to the second frog and says:
"What is your name and what did you do to end up here?"
He replies: "My name, your honour is Frog-Frog and I too, was blowing bubbles in the park.
The judge looks annoyed, and turns to the third frog and says: "We've heard some un-original names today, leg me guess, your name is Frog-Frog-Frog isn't it?"
The frog replies: "No sir, my name is Bubbles"
Quack Quack Quack
Three ducks are in court.
The first duck goes up to the judge.
The judge asks, "What's your name"?
The first duck replies, "Quack"
The judge asks, " What did you do, Quack"?
Quack says, "I got caught blowing bubbles at the pond".
The judge sentences Quack to 3 months in jail.
The second duck comes up to the judge and the judge asks him his name.
The second duck says, "Quack Quack".
The judge asked, "What did you do, Quack Quack"?
Quack Quack replied, "I got caught blowing bubbles at the pond too".
The judge sentenced Quack Quack to 3 months.
The third duck goes up to the judge and judge says, "Let me guess, your name is Quack Quack Quack"
The third duck replies, "No, my name is Bubbles".
A prison guard asked three prisoners how they got in jail...
The first prisoner replies, "I was blowing bubbles in the park."
The second replies "I was also blowing bubbles in the park."
When the guard gets to the third prisoner he says "let me guess, you were blowing bubbles in the park."
Then the third prisoner replies "no, im bubbles."
Three ducks in a pond
There were three ducks in the pond that all got arrested. On their day in court the first duck approaches the bench.
The judge askes: "what were you doing in the public pond?"
Duck 1: "I was only blowing bubbles"
Judge: "Well you can't do that so I will give you 3 days in jail and $50 fine."
Duck 2 approaches the bench...
Judge: "Why did you get arrested in the public pond?"
Duck 2: "I too was blowing bubbles in the pond your honor."
Judge: "Well I'm sorry but your going to get the same 3 days in jail and $50 fine."
The third and last duck approaches the bench and judge asks.. "I suppose you were blowing bubbles in the pond as well?" The duck replies.. "No sir I am Bubbles"
Did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid?
Well I hear he's back in town.
Source: The Amazing Jeffery
Blowing bubbles
Three people get arrested and are taken into holding for questioning. The officer talks to the first girl, asking, "What's your name?" She says, "Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He asks the second girl, "What's your name?" She responds with, "Yo Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He talks to the guy and says, "Let me guess, your name is Yo Yo Yo." The guy replies with, "No, it's Bubbles."
Three ducks...
...were caught trespassing on someone else's property and got arrested. In the court hearing the judge asked why they were trespassing. The first duck said they did it because they were getting late and it was a short cut to get home. The judge then asked why they were so late. The first duck replied "I lost track of time blowing bubbles on the beach". The judge says alright and asks the second duck why he was late. The second duck said "I was also blowing bubbles on the beach." The judge turns to the third duck and says "Let me guess, you were also blowing bubbles?" The third duck replied "No, I am bubbles."
3 Ducks Go to Court
The first duck walks up to the judge and the judge says, "What is your name and what did you do?"
The duck replies, "I am Duck QUACK and I got caught blowing bubbles in the pond."
The Judge sentences the duck to two years and calls the next case.
The second duck walks up to the judge and the judge says, "What is your name and what did you do?"
The duck replies, "I am Duck QUACK QUACK and I got caught blowing bubbles in the pond too."
The judge says, "Same as the first, two years" and calls the next case.
The third duck walks up to the judge and the judge says, "Don't tell me you're Duck QUACK QUACK QUACK?" and the duck replies, "No, I'm bubbles."
So three ducks have to go to court
First duck walks in. Judge asks "What's your name?" The duck replies "Quack, sir." So the judge continues "OK, what'd you do?" And the duck responds "I was blowing bubbles in the pond." "50 dollar fine, you may go."
Next duck walks in. "OK, what's your name?" "Quack Quack sir." "OK, and what'd you do?" The duck also responds "I was blowing bubbles in the pond." "50 dollar fine, same as the last one. You may go."
Last duck walks in. The judge peers over his glasses as him, and says "Don't tell me. Your name is Quack Quack Quack." And the duck replies "No. I'm Bubbles."
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So two whales are swimming along...
... when they spot a whaling ship. The first whale, in shock, says, "Hey! That's that ship that attacked our pod last year. We should sink it. We'll dive deep under the boat and blow bubbles up. The bubbles will capsize the boat and they'll sink!"
The second whale agrees and they begin their attack on the unsuspecting boat. The two whales take enormous breaths and dive deep under the boat. They blow all the air out their blowholes and the bubbles race toward the surface. When the two whales come up they see the boat is capsized and sinking and several sailors are in the water.
"Oh man!" says the first whale. "We got 'em. Look, they're all swimming in the water. Now we can eat them!"
The second whale, taken aback, then says, "Sorry man, I'll help with the b**..., but I won't s**... s**...."
So three ducks go to court...
The first duck goes up to the platform and the judge says, "Okay why are you here and tell me your name." The duck says, "My name is Quack and I was found blowing bubbles in the pond." The judge says, "Okay you're sentenced to six months."
A second duck walks up to the stand and the judge says, "Tell me your name and why you are here." The duck says, "My name is Quack Quack and I was caught blowing bubbles in the pond too." The judge says, "Alright you're sentenced to six months too just like the other guy."
The third duck walks up to the stand and the judge says, "Don't tell me your name is Quack Quack Quack." The duck goes, "No your honor, I'm Bubbles."
You remember when you were a kid, you had tons of fun blowing bubbles in the bathtub?
I saw Bubbles the other day, he told me to say "Hi!".
Michael Jackson was just so innocent and childlike...
After a show he'd go home and just blow bubbles...
3 men are arrested at a public pool, and go to court
The first man steps up to the defendant's stand, and the judge says to him: "State your name and crime."
So the first man says: "my name is Billy your honour, and I was just blowing bubbles in the pool."
So the judge says "well Billy, that is a bit weird, but perfectly legal. You're free to go."
So Billy leaves the courtroom, and the next man is called up
"My name is Bobby your honour, and I was also just blowing bubbles in the pool."
So the judge replies, "well Bobby, as I said to Billy. That is a bit strange at your age, but again, perfectly legal. You are free to go."
So Bobby leaves the courtroom, and the third man steps up.
"Your honour, my name is Bubbles--"
Do you remember blowing bubbles in the bathtub as a kid?
Saw him the other day, told me to say hello!
Three ducks were arrested one night for being in the lake after hours.
In court the judge asked the first duck why he was in the lake after hours. The duck said," I was blowing bubbles." The judge fined him and let him go.
The second duck came in and the judge asked him what he was doing after hours. The duck said, "I was blowing bubbles." Annoyed the judge fined him and let him go.
The last duck came in and the judge asked why he was in the lake after hours. Before he could respond the judge said, "Let me guess, you were there blowing bubbles?"
The duck smiled and said, "No sir, My name is bubbles."
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Mama whale and Papa whale ...
... swim and look upon sailors coming towards them. The sailors are on small boats and have their spear in hand.
Papa whale says to mama whale:
-"They're hunting us, we should make bubbles and tip them over."
The mama whale agrees. They dive underneath the ships and blow so many bubbles that the ships capsize and the sailors fall into the water, but they still have their spears in their hands. Papa whale is still weary.
He says to mama whale:
-"We should eat them".
Mama whale says:
-"Listen, I agreed to the b**..., but I'm not swallowing s**...."
Blowing Bubbles
A teacher asked two of her students a girl, and a boy, what they did during recess.
Girl: I was blowing Bubbles!
Boy: I was blowing Bubbles too!
The teacher then noticed another boy walking into her class from recess she did not recognize. She asked, "You must be new, What's your name?"
The boy replied with a smile: My name is Bubbles!
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Did you know it was i**... to blow bubbles at Michael Jackson's house?
Not even if he blows you first.
Dirty Joke: I like to take a bath and blow Bubbles
Bubbles is my Grandpa. He died in the bathtub 6 weeks ago but is still hard as a rock.
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A 3rd grade class is coming back from recess...
When they get into the classroom, teacher says:
'Alright, we have a new student today, so we'll start this class nice and easy with a small discussion - what did you do during recess?'
The new student looked very nervous, so the teacher decided to start with someone else.
'How about you start us off Tim.'
'I was blowing bubbles' said Tim.
'Very nice!' said the teacher. j**..., how about you?'
'I was also blowing bubbles' said j**....
'Oh, nice!' said the teacher. 'Now, how about our new student-- oh I'm sorry, I believe I've forgotten your name. Would you remind me?'
'My name is Chris' he says, 'But for some reason, everyone keeps calling me Bubbles.'
Three ducks got arrested and had to go to court
The first duck gets up on the stand, the judge says "Tell me your name and what you did wrong." The first duck says "my name is Quack, and I got busted for blowing bubbles in the pond." Judge says "Ok, you go to jail for 3 days."
The second duck gets on the stand and the judge asks the same thing. The duck says "My name is Quack Quack, and I got caught blowing bubbles in the pond." The judge sends him to jail for 3 days.
The third duck gets up on the stand and the judge says "Let me guess, your name is Quack Quack Quack?" The duck says "Nah, I'm Bubbles."
3 ducks were arrested for blowing bubbles at the pond
So the judge asks to see the first duck and he says 'my name is ducky and I was arrested at the pond for blowing bubbles'. The judge asks to see the second duck and he says 'my name is ducky and I was arrested at the pond for blowing bubbles'. The judge then asks to see the third duck and he says 'my name is' and the judge cuts him off and says 'I know I know your name is ducky and were arrested at the pond for blowing bubbles'. The duck says 'no, I'm bubbles'.
Three ducks got arrested and went to court
The first duck gets up on the stand, the judge says "Tell me your name and what you did wrong." The first duck says "my name is Quack and I got busted for blowing bubbles in the pond." Judge says "Ok, you go to jail for 3 days."
The second duck gets on the stand and the judge says the same thing. The duck says "My name is Quack Quack and I got caught for blowing bubbles in the pond." Judge sends him to jail for 3 days
The third duck gets up on the stand and the judge says "Let me guess your name is Quack Quack Quack?" The duck says
"Nah, im Bubbles."
Michael Jackson was charged once with public indecency
He was caught blowing Bubbles in the park
Bubbles
At a bar 3 men go into the bathroom.
After about 10 minutes one comes out. Just to make sure nothing was wrong the bartender asks, "What were you doing in there?"
The man replies, "Blowing bubbles."
Then, another 10 minutes later another guy comes out. Once again the bartender asks, "What we're you doing in there?"
The man replies, "Blowing bubbles."
Then, the last guy comes out. The bartender asks, "What we're you doing, let me guess, blowing bubbles?"
The man, confused, says, "I am Bubbles."
Three Ducks are in Court
They are about to take to the stand against Judge Swan.
The first duck steps up.
What is your name and why are you here? , said Judge Swan
My name is Quack and I'm here for blowing bubbles in the pond
Judge Swan waves her hand, signaling for the next duck.
The second duck steps up.
What is your name and why are you here? , said Judge Swan
My name is Quack Quack and I'm here for blowing bubbles in the pond
Judge Swan waves her hand, signaling for the last duck.
The last duck steps up.
Lemme guess, is your name Quack Quack Quack? asked Judge Swan.
No, my name is Bubbles
Three clowns walk into a bar....
They walk in and order a drink. After a while they all head into the bathroom around the same time. 10-15 minutes pass by and the first clown walks out of the bathroom. The bartender says What where you doing in there? The clown goes I was blowing bubbles . Another 10-15 minutes go by and another clown walks out of the bathroom. Again the bartender asks What where you doing in there? The clown goes: I was blowing bubbles . After about 5 minutes, the third clown walks out of the bathroom. The bartender goes Let me guess, you where blowing bubbles too?
The clown goes No, I'm Bubbles .
3 frogs get arrested
The first frog goes in and the judge asks him, "What's your name?" "Frog," he replies. "What did you do?" "I was just blowing bubbles in the pond, your honor." With that, the judge lets him go.
The second frog goes in. "What's your name?" asks the judge. "Frog Frog." "What were you doing?" "I was just blowing bubbles in the pond, sir." With that, the judge lets him go.
The third frog comes in. The judge says, "Let me guess, your name is Frog Frog Frog."
The frog says, "No, my name's Bubbles."
Four Squirtles were in court for fighting in the park.
Judge: \*to first Squirtle\* What's your name?
First Squirtle: Squirtle
Judge: and what were you doing?
Squirtle: I was just blowing bubbles.
Judge: okay, that's cool.
\*to second Squirtle\* What's your name?
Second Squirtle: Squirt Squirtle
Judge: and what were you doing?
Squirt Squirtle: I was just blowing bubbles.
Judge: okay, that's cool
\*to third Squirtle\* What's your name?
Third Squirtle: Squirt Squirt Squirtle
Judge: and what were you doing?
Squirt Squirt Squirtle: I was just blowing bubbles.
Judge: okay, that's cool
\*to fourth Squirtle\* Let me guess, your name is Squirt Squirt Squirt Squirtle
Fourth Squirtle: No, it's Bubbles
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A duck goes in front of the judge. The judge asks the duck "what are you here for?"
Judge-what are you here for?
Duck- they caught me blowing bubbles in the lake.
Judge- thats s**...! Case dismissed.
*Another duck goes in front of the judge.*
Judge- what are you here for?
Duck- they caught me blowing bubbles in the lake.
Judge- thats s**...! Case dismissed.
*Another duck goes in front of the judge.*
Judge- let me guess, you were caught blowing bubbles in the lake?!
Duck- no sir, I am bubbles.
Four ducks walk into a court room
The judge says, What is your name and what are you here for? to the first duck. He says, My name is Quack and I am here for illegally blowing bubbles. The judge says the same to the next duck. The next duck says, My name is Quack Quack and I am here for illegally blowing bubbles. The judge gets mildly confused, but keeps asking. The third ducks says, My name is Quack Quack Quack and I'm here for illegally blowing bubbles. The judge says to the last duck, Let me guess, your name is Quack Quack Quack Quack and you're here for illegally blowing bubbles? The last duck says, No, I'm Bubbles.
