Blowin Jokes

15 blowin jokes and hilarious blowin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blowin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Blowin Jokes

Short blowin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blowin humour may include short puff jokes also.

  1. What does a blonde have in common with a hurricane? First there's a lot of suckin and blowin, then you lose your house.
  2. Have you heard the latest trend... Have you heard the latest trend that's blowin' up the Internet?
    It's cyber-terrorism.
  3. What Bob Dylan song was ranked by Rolling Stone magazine as the #14 greatest song of all time? The answer, my friend, is Blowin' in the Wind.
  4. What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about blowin can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of blowin puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Blowin One Liners

Which blowin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blowin? I can suggest the ones about gust and blew.

  1. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? Because the referee was blowin fowles
  2. Have you heard how busy the Samsung customer care lines are? Their phones are blowin' up!
  3. Why'd the chicken cross the court? Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
  4. Islamist Humor Planes blowin' up
    On a Tuesday

Blowin joke, Islamist Humor

Silly Blowin Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about blowin you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean proportion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make blowin prank.

Why were hurricanes and tropical storms originally always given women's names?

Because when they first come along it's all wet and wild with lots of suckin and blowin, but by the time it's over and they leave - your house is gone, your boat's gone, your truck's gone...

Blowing Bubbles

A teacher asked two of her students a girl, and a boy, what they did during recess.
Girl: I was blowing Bubbles!
Boy: I was blowing Bubbles too!
The teacher then noticed another boy walking into her class from recess she did not recognize. She asked, "You must be new, What's your name?"
The boy replied with a smile: My name is Bubbles!

Blowing chunks

Two guys are talking and one asks the other, "Hey, you wanna go drinking later, I just got promoted?"
The other replies, "Thanks, but I can't."
"Aw, come one why not?"
"Cause last time I went drinking, I blew chunks."
"That's normal, people v**... after drinking all the time."
"No, you don't understand; Chunks is my dog."

Blowing Bubbles

Person 1: Did you ever blow Bubbles as a kid?

Person 2: Yes, why?
Person 1: Well, I saw Bubbles yesterday, and he told me to say hi.

Blowing up a Balloon.

My niece had a p**... baby that spent 2 weeks on a ventilator because her lungs were not fully developed yet. She continued to have breathing problems as a toddler and needed to you inhalers to get enough oxygen.
On her 3rd birthday, she insisted on helping her mom decorate for her party. And despite her chronic breathing issues, that little girl was able to blow up a balloon faster than the entire United States Air Force.

Blowing a t**...

The only time it's appropriate to say "I blew a t**..." in response to the question "so what happened last night?" is when you're at the mechanic.

If you like blowing candles on your birthday, what does that make you?

A gay candle.

I keep blowing my nose

And my friend is telling me it's a cold but it's not.

Blowing bubbles

Three people get arrested and are taken into holding for questioning. The officer talks to the first girl, asking, "What's your name?" She says, "Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He asks the second girl, "What's your name?" She responds with, "Yo Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He talks to the guy and says, "Let me guess, your name is Yo Yo Yo." The guy replies with, "No, it's Bubbles."

Blowin joke, Blowing bubbles

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