Blower Jokes

• Short Blower Jokes
• Blower One Liners
• Snow Blower Jokes
• Leaf Blower Jokes
• Glass Blower Jokes
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Funniest Blower Short Jokes

Short blower jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blower humour may include short blows jokes also.

1. My wife started a program to support whistle blowers by knitting them sweaters. She calls the program Snitches get Stitches
2. Did you hear about the whistle-blower who couldn't make it home for Christmas? He was Snowden.
3. Top managers are like leaf blowers. They make a lot of air and noise moving a problem to another place. It stinks.
4. Why couldn't he whistle blower leave Russia? Because he was Snowden!
   Get it? Snowed in? Snowden?
   Ahh...you'll get it tomorrow.
5. Gay eskimo and black man joke
   What do you get when you mix a gay Eskimo and a Black man?
   A snow blower that doesn't work.
6. With all the blizzard news here's a winter joke: How do you convert a dish washer into a snow blower? You give her a shovel!
7. What do you call a gay Yeti A snow blower!
8. Last night I hooked up with Edward Snowden's sister. believe me, she's the REAL whistle blower.
9. What do you get when you put Scrabble letters in a leaf blower? The Welsh Language
10. All immigrants should be assigned a house And a leaf blower

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Blower One Liners

Which blower one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blower? I can suggest the ones about wind blowing and wind blows.

1. Why did the snowman take his pants off? He heard the snow blower was coming.
2. Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow-blower was coming.
3. Why did the snowman smile? He heard that the snow-blower was in town.
4. Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia? He was snowed in
5. What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard? Nothing, he's Snowden.
6. I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
7. What do you call a treehugger that becomes a prostitue? Leaf blower
8. I guess half of America are whistle-blowers this morning Cause we're all Snowden
9. Why was the grass wet? It saw the leaf blower coming
10. Why was Frosty so happy? He saw the snow blower coming!
11. Why did the snow man pull down his pants? Because he heard the snow blower coming.
12. What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by? Pull down his pants.
13. What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee? A whistle blower
14. Why did the man hate being a glass blower? Because his girlfriend was so fragile
15. What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia? Edward Snowed-in

Snow Blower Jokes

Here is a list of funny snow blower jokes and even better snow blower puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• While everyone is arguing over whether it's called a snow blower or a snow thrower, I invented a way to turn a dishwasher into snow removal device. ...
  I bought my wife a snow shovel.
• What is red and hangs around trees? A baby hit by a snow blower
• Sexist Joke: How do you convert a dish washer into a snow blower? Give her a shovel.
• If it weren't for snow blowers... The UPS man wouldn't come.
• What do you call an Eskimo p**...? A snow blower
• A p**... propositions a snowman, "I can be gentle or dominant. I can be anything you want me to be." The snowman hands her $20 and says, "Be a snow blower."
• What do you call a Frosty's p**...? A snow blower
• What do you call a p**... plying her trade in a blizzard? A snow blower.
• What do you call a p**...-star in a snow drift? A snow blower.

Leaf Blower Jokes

Here is a list of funny leaf blower jokes and even better leaf blower puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a gay tree A leaf blower!
• Try putting a leaf blower against your ear. It will blow your mind.
• Is there a gardener in the audience? Why does my leaf blower have a low setting?
  I've never needed to blow a leaf just a little.
  (Blows gently into microphone)
• Today, with kids going REeeeEEeee it makes me feel old and outdated when I was a kid, we used leaf blowers to clean the yard. we didn't impersonate them.
• Before I buy a leaf blower I want to make sure I understand the rules. We just blow the leaves at each other's houses, right?
• What do you call a Canadian p**...? A leaf blower
• My leaf blower doesn't work It just s**...!
• I got fired from my job of making leaf blowers... because they all s**....
• I had to return my leaf blower It s**...
• So I got denied a job at Home depot So I applied to work at Home depot and apparently selling s**... slaves doesn't qualify me to be a leaf blower salesman

Glass Blower Jokes

Here is a list of funny glass blower jokes and even better glass blower puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why was the glass-blower forced to retire? He s**......

Uplifting Blower Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about blower you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mower jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blower pranks.