Blower Jokes
45 blower jokes and hilarious blower puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blower that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with a collection of hilarious jokes about leaf blowers, snow blowers, glass blowers, and more! Read about why a lemonade stand belongs at a glass blower's shop or what happens when you try to blow juice out of a straw. Perfect for any fan of blowing jokes.
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Funniest Blower Short Jokes
Short blower jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blower humour may include short wind blows jokes also.
- My wife started a program to support whistle blowers by knitting them sweaters. She calls the program Snitches get Stitches
- Top managers are like leaf blowers. They make a lot of air and noise moving a problem to another place. It stinks.
- Why couldn't he whistle blower leave Russia? Because he was Snowden!
Get it? Snowed in? Snowden?
Ahh...you'll get it tomorrow. - With all the blizzard news here's a winter joke: How do you convert a dish washer into a snow blower? You give her a shovel!
- Last night I hooked up with Edward Snowden's sister. believe me, she's the REAL whistle blower.
- While everyone is arguing over whether it's called a snow blower or a snow thrower, I invented a way to turn a dishwasher into snow removal device. ...
I bought my wife a snow shovel. - Is there a gardener in the audience? Why does my leaf blower have a low setting?
I've never needed to blow a leaf just a little.
(Blows gently into microphone) - Today, with kids going REeeeEEeee it makes me feel old and outdated when I was a kid, we used leaf blowers to clean the yard. we didn't impersonate them.
- Before I buy a leaf blower I want to make sure I understand the rules. We just blow the leaves at each other's houses, right?
- If it weren't for snow blowers... The UPS man wouldn't come.
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Blower One Liners
Which blower one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blower? I can suggest the ones about mower and heater.
- Why did the snowman take his pants off? He heard the snow blower was coming.
- What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard? Nothing, he's Snowden.
- I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
- I guess half of America are whistle-blowers this morning Cause we're all Snowden
- Why was the grass wet? It saw the leaf blower coming
- What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee? A whistle blower
- Why did the man hate being a glass blower? Because his girlfriend was so fragile
- What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia? Edward Snowed-in
- What do you get when you put Scrabble letters in a leaf blower? The Welsh Language
- Try putting a leaf blower against your ear. It will blow your mind.
- What's a Viking leaders pleasure? Leif Blower
- What is red and hangs around trees? A baby hit by a snow blower
- You should see that new movie about Jackie Kennedy the ending is a real mind blower
- You know that whistle-blower that was supposed to be here? Nah..he was stuck in Florida
- At my soccer game, the referee looked a lot like Edward Snowden... What a whistle blower.
Uplifting Blower Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about blower you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blow whistle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blower pranks.
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What do you call a Canadian p**...?
A leaf blower
The memo
An older man hires a guy every fall and his only job is to use my leaf blower and get the leaves out my yard.
He only pays in checks though. Just so he may write "thanks for the blow" on the memo line.
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What do you call an Eskimo p**...?
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What do you call a treehugger that becomes a prostitue?
Leaf blower
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My leaf blower doesn't work
It just s**...!
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A p**... propositions a snowman, "I can be gentle or dominant. I can be anything you want me to be."
The snowman hands her $20 and says, "Be a snow blower."
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I had to return my leaf blower
It s**...
My mom comes up to me and says "I'm can do a magic trick"
I go, "Really? What's you magic trick?"
and my mom says she can turn a dishwasher into a snow blower.
"I can't wait to see this!" I said
So she hands me a shovel.
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What do you call a gay Yeti
A snow blower!
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All immigrants should be assigned a house
And a leaf blower
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So I got denied a job at Home depot
So I applied to work at Home depot and apparently selling s**... slaves doesn't qualify me to be a leaf blower salesman
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What do you call a gay tree
A leaf blower!
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What do you call a p**...-star in a snow drift?
A snow blower.
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Sexist Joke: How do you convert a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give her a shovel.
