Blow Whistle Jokes
18 blow whistle jokes and hilarious blow whistle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blow whistle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Blow Whistle Short Jokes
Short blow whistle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blow whistle humour may include short whistle jokes also.
- Husband: Hunny, when I die... I want you to cremate me and put me in a whistle so you can blow me one last time.
- Did you hear about the man who couldn't stop blowing his "duck call" whistle? He was addicted to quack.
- I was going on my first date and my mom gave me a whistle... I asked her what purpose does this serve to which she replied, "to remind you not to blow it."
- Why women say they're bad at Tinder? That's like being bad at whistling. You just put your lips together and blow.
- Why did the referee blow his whistle at the l**... hockey game? There was a face off at centre ice.
- The r**... advice hotline hung up on me today... Apparently "How do I stop them from blowing a r**... whistle?" wasn't a valid question
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Blow Whistle One Liners
Which blow whistle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blow whistle? I can suggest the ones about blow and blow mind.
- How do you blow a movie quote? You just put your lips together and whistle
- The last time I was in the ocean, it was so rough I had to blow my r**... whistle.
Blow Whistle Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about blow whistle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blowing smoke jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blow whistle pranks.
Pavlov's birds
An MIT student spent an entire summer going to the Harvard football field every day wearing a black and white striped shirt, walking up and down the field for ten or fifteen minutes throwing birdseed all over the field, blowing a whistle and then walking off the field. At the end of the summer, it came time for the first Harvard home football team, the referee walked onto the field and blew the whistle, and the game had to be delayed for a half hour to wait for the birds to get off of the field. The guy wrote his thesis on this, and graduated.
Two tugboat captains have been friends for years.
They would always cry, "Aye!" and blow their whistles whenever they passed each other.
A new crewman asked his boat's mate, "What do they do that for?"
The mate looked surprised and replied, "You mean that you've never heard of ... an aye for an aye?"
Guy walks into a bar, sits, and orders a beer from the bartender
As he is sipping his beverage, he looks down and sees a gorilla sitting at the other end.
He asks the bartender, *"What's with the gorilla?"*
The bartender says, *"Oh, that's Mable. She does a trick. Want to see it?"*
*"Sure"*
So the bartender whistles and Mable comes lumbering down the length of the bar.
The bartender pulls out a heavy steel pipe and hits the gorilla in the side of its head. The gorilla drops to its knees and starts giving the bartender a b**....
*"Wow!"*, says the guy.
The bartender says, *"Pretty amazing, huh? You want to try?"*
The guys says, *"Yeah, sure! Just don't hit me so hard."*
A lifeguard blows his whistle at a little boy and asks him to come over...
He says to the boy, "Hey, you're not allowed to pee in the pool."
"That's not fair!" says the boy, "There must be dozens of people peeing in the pool every day! Why do you gotta pick on me?"
The lifeguard says, "Well most people don't do it off the diving board."
Way down upon the Mississippi, two tugboat captains who had been friends for years, would always cry "Aye!" and blow their whistles whenever they passed each other
A new crewman asked his boat's mate, "What do they do that for?"
The mate looked surprised and replied, "You mean that you've never heard of an aye for an aye and a toot for a toot?"
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "About time you got here," the bartender comments. "You missed all the excitement." "What happened?" the guy asks. "We had a NFL referee in here. He had too much to drink and was running around blowing his whistle at everyone. I finally had to warn him about using it inside here and gave him one last chance," the bartender says. "Unfortunately he blew it."
The difference between an Engineer and a Mathematician
An engineer and a mathematician volunteer for a test, they are both led into a large room with nothing but a n**... woman at the far end. Both men are told they can do anything they want to the woman but they can only move half the distance closer whenever the tester blows a whistle.
"What's the point? I'll never get to her!" the mathematician says and leaves the room in frustration. The engineer stays but is queried as to why by the tester.
"Sooner or later I'll be close enough for most practical purposes."
A cat in a rainbow afro wig is driving a train
and things are not going well, he's blowing switches, picking up speed and will almost certainly c**... into the town at the bottom of the hill. A police officer sees this hops in her car and chases after the train. Through a daring twist of events the police officer manages to dive onto the train after crashing her car into the river below. When she gets to the engine room she sees the cat is wearing Groucho Marx glasses, and is blowing into a tube that causes its' polka-dotted bow-tie to spin while making a whistle-ish sound. The police officer looks ahead and sees she has only moments to stop the train. Her instincts kick in, she pulls the brake and the train stops inches from crashing into the town and killing thousands.
The moral of the story is a copper is a much better conductor then a silicate.