Blow Up Doll Jokes
76 blow up doll jokes and hilarious blow up doll puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blow up doll that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Blow Up Doll Short Jokes
Short blow up doll jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blow up doll humour may include short inflatable doll jokes also.
- I brought gifts to an orphanage to cheer the kids up Apparently, blow up dolls are not consider toys especially after they explode.
- I thought I finally found a girl who wouldn't play hard to get. Then my roommate filled my blow-up doll with helium.
- Bought a Muslim s**... doll today It blows itself up.
- Isis sent me a s**... doll today It's great! It blows it self up.
- Did you know ISIS has its own s**... toy factory? There specialise in blow up dolls
- Did you hear ISIS secretly makes s**... toys? They specialise in blow up dolls
- Have you heard about ISIS's new inflatable s**... dolls They blow themselves up.
- I Hadn't been into a s**... shop in a long time. Blow up dolls cost a lot more than they used to...
I guess that's from all the inflation. - What's the best part about Islamic s**... dolls? They blow themselves up
- What do you call a Jihadi s**... toy? A blow-up doll.
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Blow Up Doll One Liners
Which blow up doll one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blow up doll? I can suggest the ones about blowup and barbie doll.
- Mattel released a Muslim Barbie... It's a blow-up doll.
- What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll? They blow themselves up.
- I traded my blowup doll in for a middle eastern version.. It blows itself up..
- My girfriends a blow up doll She takes my breath away
- I had a horrible night last night My blow up doll ran off with my air mattress
- "Why is your blow up doll half deflated?" "She was getting a little heavy.."
- What do all Muslim girls want for Christmas? Blow up dolls.
- I got a blow up doll, that was Made in Baghdad Problem is... it blew itself up
- I used to 69 with my blow up doll But due to inflation now we only 96.
- You ever notice when it comes to blow up dolls... They're always so surprised to see us
- I bought a cheap blow-up doll. I got 50 percent off.
- Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated? So he can pretend she's decomposing.
- a gun is like a blow up doll You get off when you use it .... except it can kill someone.
- What does an ISIS member use for s**...? A blow-up doll.
- What is an extremist's favourite thing to have s**... with? A blow up doll
Blow Up Doll Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about blow up doll you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dolls jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blow up doll pranks.
whats the differnce from a blonde and a blow up s**... doll
only about two bottles of hair spray
What's the difference between a muslim s**...-doll & a christian s**...-doll?
The muslim s**...-doll blows ITSELF up.
t**...
Good- I've just had a t**....
Bad-It was two guys and a girl.
Ugly-The girl was a blow-up doll.
A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.
A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, Male or female ?
The customer says, Female.
The counter guy asks, Black or white?
The customer says, White.
The counter guy asks, Christian or Muslim?
The customer says, What does religion have to do with it?
The counter guy says, The Muslim one blows itself up.
Three Woodcutters & The w**...
Three woodcutters were finishing up a hard, four-month stint in the forest. They had not seen or heard anything other than the trees and the sound of their axes that entire time. They packed up, and headed to the nearest town.
After getting sufficiently drunk, they decided to visit the town brothel. Upon entering, the madam became nervous at the sight of the three men because she had only two girls working that night. She thought on her feet, and decided to bed the drunkest looking woodcutter with a blow-up doll.
After all was done they met downstairs to compare notes. The drunkest woodcutter said: "She was okay at first, but a little too quiet. So I bit her n**..., then she let out a huge f**... and flew out the window."
A woman walks into a s**... shop
She tells the clerk she wants a s**... doll.
He says" First off, do you want a man or a woman?"
Sey replies "A man"
Then he asks " Black or white"
She replies "White"
Finally he asks "Christian or Muslum"
She asks" what's the difference?"
He says" Well the Muslum blows itself up"
Two drunks are looking to get laid
After a hard night drinking so they make their way to a nearby brothel. The madam, noticing the extent of their intoxication, puts them up in two attic rooms with a couple of blow up dolls. When they meet again afterwards, one says to the other " I think my woman was dead beause she just did not move and was stone cold." The other one said " I think mine was a witch... as soon as I bit her n**..., shelets out a big f**... and flies out of the window"
A man was shopping for a present for his daughter ....
He stumbled across a shop that makes customised, inflatable dolls.
He decided to purchase a simple doll and went over to the shopkeeper.
"D'you want a boy doll or a girl doll?" asked the shopkeeper.
"A girl please, it's for my daughter."
"Do you want the doll to be white or black?"
"White, thank you."
"Okay, and would you like the doll to be Christian or Muslim? Muslim costs a little more."
Startled, the man replied "What does religion have to do with a doll? And why does a Muslim one cost more?"
"Well", the shopkeeper replied, "The Muslim one blows itself up."
After doing 50 years each in the penitentiary, Jim and Joe were finally free.
The first thing they did was head straight to a brothel. The madam noticing that both men were really old and half blind decided she would just pair them each with a blow up doll and hope they wouldn't notice.
After it all went down, the first man tells the other... "I got a bad one Joe, she basically just laid there", to which he replied "better than me, I just poked her and she f**... and flew out the window".
Why doesn't the veteran have a blow-up s**... doll?
Because of the flashbacks.
And now, in s**... toy news...
... Islamic fundamentalists have announced the invention of a s**... doll that blows itself up. Here's Rhonda with sports.
s**... terrorists are like my inflatable s**... doll...
Both of them blow up and leave a mess afterwards.
But one of them has been through 72 virgins, and the other is in ISIL.
What kind of s**... toys do terrorists prefer?
Blow up dolls.
Blow-up dolls
I went to my local s**... shop last night to get a new blow-up doll. As I was looking at them the clerk came up to me and asked if I needed help?
I said yes and he asked if I wanted a male or female?
I said a female and he asked blonde or brunette?
I said blonde. Then he asked Muslim or Christian?
I asked what's the difference?
He said the Muslim blows itself up.
A man walks into a s**... shop
and asks the clerk for a blow up doll. The clerk asks, "What religion?" and the man responds "What's the difference?". The clerk replies "Well, the Muslim ones blow themselves up."
Went to a s**... shop today
Said to the guy at the counter if they had any s**... dolls...
He replied "do you want a white one or Muslim one?"
I asked what the difference was as he replied "the Muslim one blows itself up!".
My mum says I need to get rid of my blow up s**... doll.
I don't want to let her down.
s**... toy.
do you know about ISIS making there own s**... dolls?
it blows up itself.
Did you hear about Syrian s**... dolls?
They blow themselves up!
Why does Tiger Woods carry 2 blow-up s**... dolls with him at all times?
Incase he gets a hole in one.
If you're getting a s**... doll, get an Afghanistan one.
They blow up themselves.
A Guy Walks Into A s**... Shop....
He asks for a blow up doll.
And the owner asks male or female?
He says male please.
The owner then asks white or black?
He says white please.
The owner finally asks American or Muslim?
The guy asks what's the difference??
The owner replies, the Muslim blows itself up.
Did you hear about the new Jihadi s**... doll range?
They blow themselves up...
My Arabic s**... doll
blows itself up
So I walked into a s**... shop the other day...
Me: I'm looking for a blow up doll
Manager: Great, we have plenty! What gender?
Me: I'd like a female.
Manager: Awesome, and would you like the doll to be Christian, Protestant, or Muslim?
Me: (confused) Why does the religion matter? What's the difference?
Manager: Well, there really is none between the Christian and Protestant. However, the Muslim will blow itself up.
Why are Palestinian inflateable s**... dolls so popular?
They blow themselves up
The worst part about having s**... with a blow-up doll is
when someone in the cinema recognises you.
Bought myself one of those blow up s**... dolls the other day..
I bit her and she went down on me.
I bought a blow up s**... doll yesterday
But had to return it because she turned out to be a lesbian
A man walks into a s**... toy shop
and asks for an inflatable doll. The clerk asks "regular or Muslim?"
The man asks "what's the difference?"
"The Muslim doll blows itself up" the clerk replies.
I bought a lifelike blow up s**... doll, it was so realistic it was like the real thing, I got carried away and gave it a love bite.
It f**... and went down on me.
I took my blow up doll back to the shop, and said
"I only had this blown up for half an hour and it went down on me!"
The guy was most unsympathetic and said that if he'd known that, he'd have charged me an extra $30.
Islamic s**... dolls are the best
They blow themselves up
A guy walks into an adult toy store.
He walks up to the clerk and says, I'd like to buy a blow up doll." The clerk asks, "Male or female?" "Female." "Black or white" "White." "Christian or Muslim?" Curious, the guy says, "Muslim." "Regular or radicalized extremist?" The clerk asks. "What's the difference?" the guy says. "The radicalized extremist blows itself up."
Did you guys hear about the new taliban inflatable s**... dolls?
They blow themselves up!!!!
Two elderly men
Got wasted drunk one evening and decided to go to a brothel.
The madam seeing how out of it both of them were decided to give them blow up dolls instead of real women.
The next day the two old men met up again and started sharing their experiences of the previous night.
The first one went.
"I think mine was dead. I moved her, shook her. No reaction whatsoever".
The other guy said.
"This is nothing. I'm convinced mine was a witch. In the heat of the moment as we were going at it I bit her a**.... She let out a massive f**.... Then flew out the window taking my dentures with her."