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Leviticus
One shabbes, Rabbi Bloom told his congregation, "Next week, my sermon will be all about the sin of lying and to help you understand it better I would like you all to read Leviticus chapter 28 before next week."
The following shabbes, at the start of his sermon, Rabbi Bloom asked his congregation, "How many of you have read Leviticus 28?" Every hand went up.
Rabbi Bloom smiled and said, "Leviticus has only 27 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
Would Orlando Bloom?
No, but Elijah Wood.
Nihilistic Kindergartners
David Bloom gained notoriety for his book Piscus Terminus: How to tell your five year old you flushed his fish down the toilet. Noted for its brute realism, the book's message led many kindergartners to spiral into a nihilistic despair, which contributed to the phenomenon of so called Kierkegaardeners , whose existential search for subjective truth in an otherwise meaningless world made birthday parties kind of a downer.
Bloom County
I used to read Bloom County (a comic s**...).
Remember when they put Donald Trump's brain in Bill the Cat?
Who's laughing now.
Why doesn't anything I plant bloom?
Dead babys don't grow up.
Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?
Because he was Legolas.
high five
I've just read that actor Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber last night during an argument at a nightclub in Spain.
Orlando complained that his hand was pretty sore today.
Apparently the entire nightclub had queued up to high-five him.
During the Oscar Ceremony
While awarding the Oscar the anchorman suddenly f**... and Orlando Bloom had thought that his name was announced as the winner
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