Bloom Jokes
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Would Orlando Bloom?
No, but Elijah Wood.
Nihilistic Kindergartners
David Bloom gained notoriety for his book Piscus Terminus: How to tell your five year old you flushed his fish down the toilet. Noted for its brute realism, the book's message led many kindergartners to spiral into a nihilistic despair, which contributed to the phenomenon of so called Kierkegaardeners , whose existential search for subjective truth in an otherwise meaningless world made birthday parties kind of a downer.
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Bloom County
I used to read Bloom County (a comic s**...).
Remember when they put Donald Trump's brain in Bill the Cat?
Who's laughing now.
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Why doesn't anything I plant bloom?
Dead babys don't grow up.
Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?
Because he was Legolas.
high five
I've just read that actor Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber last night during an argument at a nightclub in Spain.
Orlando complained that his hand was pretty sore today.
Apparently the entire nightclub had queued up to high-five him.
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During the Oscar Ceremony
While awarding the Oscar the anchorman suddenly f**... and Orlando Bloom had thought that his name was announced as the winner
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Skinny Dippers
A farmer in Maine was just finishing up a tough day in the Summer Sun. He decided that after such a tough day the perfect thing he needed was a walk around his pond. The blueberries were in full bloom so he decided that it was worthwhile to pick some up for breakfast the next day, so he grabbed a bucket.
As he approached the lake he heard some girls laughing and giggling. Fortunately for the girls they saw him force and quickly retreated to the deeper waters. As he noticed them he smiled to himself. There were three gorgeous girls covering themselves - *skinny dippers* he thought to himself.
"We're not coming out until you leave!" One of the girls shouted at him.
He frowned and furrowed his brow. "Honestly, I didn't come down here to see some n**... girls or anything of the like. I don't care if you stay in there or leave." He lifted the bucket slightly. "I'm just here to feed my pet alligator, Bill."
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