Bloody Nose Jokes

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Bloody Nose Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good bloody nose joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A British man says "I've got a b**... nose!!!"

His friends reply "yeah, we all do".

A little boy came home from the playground with a b**... nose, black eye, and torn clothing.

It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.
"Well, Dad," said the boy, "I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."
"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."
"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his big sister!"

Why do kids get b**... noses more often than adults?

Sharpe fingernails!

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