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A British man was talking to his friend about his views on Brexit...
"These b**... immigrants come over here. They're up to no good, right? I hate these b**... immigrants. They need to go back to where they came from."
His friend replies with "But why do you hate them so much?"
The British man replies, "I'll tell you why I hate them, I'll tell you why. It's because they're not even trying to be British. That's why. They don't even TRY to be British. They come here, and bring their own b**... culture. They bring their own food, spit their own b**... languages, try to take over the whole b**... place."
His friend replies with "Well, that sounds British to me"
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Three lawyers go on a hunting trip…
Two were from Germany, the third was Czechoslovakian. They were about two days into their hunting trip, having a good ol' time when two bears come out of nowhere and devoured the three hunters.
Crime scene investigation was called in after a couple of hikers stumbled across the b**... campsite, and the detective came to the conclusion that the two Germans were eaten up by the female bear.
When asked how he knew, he pointed behind a tent where the second bear was sprawled out dead, with a foot sticking out, and he said, 'well, if you do a dna test, you'll find that the Czech is in the male.'
Thank you. I'm here all night.
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A surgeon friend of mine has just lost his job
After he admitted to having s**... with one of his patients. I'm gutted for him as he's a cracking bloke and a b**... good vet.
Good old NYPD
The FBI, CIA, and NYPD had a bet to see who was the best at their job, so they set up a simple challenge.
Three local forest was fenced off, and they released a rare black and white colored rabbit into each. The challenge was to see who could catch the rabbit with a time limit of 3 hours.
First the FBI went; after three hours of searching they could not find the rabbit anywhere. Next, the CIA went; After two hours of searching, they decided to just blow up the entire forest out of frustration, but failed to catch the rabbit.
Finally, the NYPD went into their forest. After 30 minutes, they came out with a bloodied Racoon that was yelling "I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"
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