Bloodthirsty Jokes
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What's the difference between a Jihadi and a vampire.
The vampire will eventually stop being bloodthirsty.
Breaking news: Rare time traveling bloodthirsty Fire elemental wolves spotted in Russia!
In Soviet Russia, the hot dogs eat you.
What do you call a blood-thirsty optometrist?
Macula.
Cops in the U.S. are like vampires
They s**..., their bloodthirsty, and can't come in your home unless invited!
What do you call a vampire on a spaceship?
A blood-thirsty alien
A tourist is lost in the deepest part of the Amazon...
Once there was a tourist lost in the deepest part of the Amazon. After a few days, he finds himself suddenly surrounded by hundreds of blood-thirsty natives. He looks up to the sky and says, "Oh my God, I'm s**...!!"
All of a sudden, the sky opens up, and there is a beam of light streaming down on him, and a voice booms out, "No, you are NOT s**.... Pick up that stone at your foot, and smash it onto the skull of the chief."
So the tourist looks down, and sees the stone. He picks it up, and bashes the life out of the chief, who is standing right in front of him. The chief is down on the ground, bleeding and lifeless, with his tribesmen in shock and disbelief.
Now, the sky opens up once again, and the voice booms out... "NOW, you're s**...."
An explorer in the Amazon finds himself surrounded by a group of cannibals.
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by what appears to be a bloodthirsty group of cannibals.
Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm s**...."
There is a ray of light from the sky above and a voice booms out: **"No, you are not s**.... Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."**
So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the life out of the chief.
He stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 cannibals with a look of shock on their faces.
The voice booms out again: **"*Now* you're s**...."**
Explorer in the amazon
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by what appears to be a bloodthirsty group of cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself,
Explorer-"Oh God, I'm s**...."
There is a ray of light from the sky above and a voice booms out:
God-"No, you are NOT s**.... Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."
So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the life out of the chief. He stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 cannibals with a look of shock on their faces.
The voice booms out again:
God-"NOW you're s**...."
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