Bloodshot Jokes
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A cop pulled a man over and said, sir, your eyes are bloodshot, have you been drinking?
The man replied, officer, your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?
A Cop pulls over a man for speeding and asks him,
I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot, have you been drinking
The man gets annoyed and says, Well Officer, I notice your eyes are glazed over, have you been eating donuts?
A guy gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: Your eyes are bloodshot; have you been drinking?
Guy: Your eyes are glazed; have you been eating donuts?
A great tragedy befalls the USSR
At a Central Committee meeting dozens of high ranking officials were accidentally killed, poisoned with toxic mushrooms in their soup.
The investigation team arrives at the scene. It was horrific, some had scratched their throats deeply, other lay with foam at they mouth or bloodshot eyes.
But the investigation teams discovers something interesting, three of the dead had gun shot wound to their heads.
"What happened here, we thought this was a poisoning?"
"It was, but these three refused to eat their soup."
Why do most black men's eyes appear bloodshot after s**...?
Mace.
A pirate walks into a bar...
...and requests a grog of ale.
"Sure thing pal," says the bartender. But he sees the pirate has his ship's wheel stuck in his pants. "Mr. Pirate," he says, "you do realize your wheel is in your pants?"
The pirate looks at the bartender with a fury-induced bloodshot eye that held years of rage. "Aye...it's driving me *nuts*!"
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.
After looking the man over the policeman says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
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