blooded Jokes

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Why haven't I ever met a full blooded jew?

All of the ones I've met have just been Jew-ish

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What do you call 16 white American people?

A full blooded Cherokee

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A cold blooded revenge story..



A guy went to a casino and lost all 10,000$. Swearing for the situation he goes to a taxi driver and asks:

I have lost all my money, please give me a ride back home for free.

Fuck off, no money, no ride.

The next day the guys come to casino again and this time he successfully won all the money back and 10,000$ extra. Hi goes out of the casino happily and sees five taxis, and the last car is the one, which refused to give a ride for free yesterday.

He goes to the first taxi and says:

Will you take me home for 100$?

Sure!

But when you take me there you'll have to do the blowjob as well

Fuck off, man...

The guys goes to all next three cars and the story repeats. Finally he goes to the last taxi driver, who refused to help a day ago, and says:

Will you take me home for 100$?

Sure!

Deal, but you have to pass through those other four taxi drivers very, very slowly.

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What do you call 64 white people in a room?

One full blooded Cherokee

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What's the difference between hot blooded manslaughter and cold blooded premeditated murder

A few degrees.

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*Rubbing hands* "We got a cold blooded murderer on our hands, detective"

Detective:"Please don't touch the victim's hands"

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Did you hear that the lead singer of Foreigner was killed in an attractive gang member?

Yeah, he was Hot Blooded

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A weird joke

What do you call a crocodile that kills a lot?
A Cold blooded killer.

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What do you call 26 white people in a room?

Full Blooded Cherokee

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The detective walks away from the crime scene "another cold blooded muderer"

"what's turning all the lizards to crime these days?"

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A detective walks away from a crime scene "another cold blooded murderer"

"what's turning all these lizards to crime?"

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A cold blooded killer got caught red handed

They let him go because it was just paint.

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Why haven't I ever met a full blooded jew?

All of the ones I've met have just been Jew-ash.

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What terrorist group have the most cold blooded killers.

ICES ASSASINS...
(isis pun)..

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