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  1. My son made it through a blood transfusion, so I bought him a 50″ HDTV... He loves his new plasma...
  2. I'll never forget my dad's last words... He needed a blood transfusion but we didn't know his blood type... he kept telling me to "be positive", but it's really hard without him...
  3. My dad died this day last year because we didn't know his blood type to get a transfusion.. As he was dying he kept saying be positive but it was just so hard without him :/
  4. My dad died because we couldn't remember his blood type in time give him a transfusion As he died he kept telling us to "be positive" but it's hard without him.
  5. My parents are perfectionists. They won't let me get away with anything less than an A+. I'm currently at the hospital getting a blood transfusion.
  6. Husband: "Honey, at work I fainted, and Natalie took me to the doctor. He says I need a brain surgery in 72 hours and blood transfusion also." Wife: "Who is Natalie?"
  7. My grandfather was such a brave man. Even while dying for want of a blood transfusion when nobody knew his blood type with his last few words he kept telling us all to be positive.
  8. I lost my grandfather to a blood transfusion My friend ask what was his last words:
    Be positive
  9. My friend died yesterday, we couldn't find his blood type in time for the transfusion. Even to the bitter end, he said Be positive.
  10. What medical procedure involves transgender gang members uniting as one? A blood transfusion

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Blood Transfusion One Liners

Which blood transfusion one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blood transfusion? I can suggest the ones about blood donation and blood drive.

  1. A doctors patient dies after a type B blood transfusion Musta been a type-O

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about blood transfusion can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of blood transfusion puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Blood Transfusion Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about blood transfusion you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean blood donor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make blood transfusion prank.

I asked old Maud how she lost her husband. She told me her sad story…

"Well, he needed a blood transfusion, but his blood type was not on record, so the doctors asked me if I knew what it was, as they urgently needed to know, in order to save my Norman's life.
Tragically, I've never known his blood type, so I only had time to sit and say goodbye.
I'll never forget how supportive my Norman was.
Even as he was fading away, he kept on whispering to me, "Be positive, be positive!"
That was my Norman! Always thinking of others."

So my dad died last year

We were in a car accident and my dad lost loads of blood. EMT came onto the scene but nobody could remember what his blood type is in time for them to give him a transfusion.
Even as he died, Dad kept telling us to "Be positive" but it's hard without you here Dad. Hope you're in a better place.

My dad died last year...

My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for the paramedics to give him a transfusion.
As he was dying he kept insisting "be positive," but it's hard without him.

RIP uncle

My great uncle passed away last year when we couldn't remember his blood type in time for him to get a blood transfusion that would save his life.

As he was dying he kept yelling 'Be positive! Be positive!' but it's so hard without him.

Three Nurses working in a morgue discover a man with a hard on.

The first nurse says, "I can't let that go to waste!" and rides him.
The second nurse does the same thing.
The third nurse, who was on her period, hesitates but does it anyways.

Then the man wakes up, and in complete shock, the nurses apologise, saying they thought he was dead. The man replies, "I was! But after two jump-starts and a blood transfusion, I feel great!"

My dad passed away last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for the doctors to give him a transfusion

As he was dying he kept saying "be positive" but it's really hard without him.

A man is declared dead in the emergency room with 3 nurses present.

Noticing he has a h**..., the first nurse says:
"I wouldn't want it to go to waste", and rides him.
The second nurse agrees, and does the same.
The third nurse says she's on her period, but that a little blood won't do anything.
After they're all done, the man suddenly wakes up, feeling better than ever.
"Weren't you dead?", Asked the nurses.
"Well, I was, but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel great!"

My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type.

He needed an emergency blood transfusion but he didn't make it. It's been really tough on me but I'll always remember what he kept telling me before his death. "Be positive."

Man

A man died with an e**.... the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying i'm on my period. the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion!

My ex was in a terrible accident and needed a blood transfusion so the hospital called me asking for her blood type

I gave them the wrong blood type so she knows what rejection feels like.

My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for the paramedics to give him a blood transfusion.

Your mother is so n**...

If she brushed her teeth she would have to call 911 to get a blood transfusion.

Over the years, I've poured countless hours into developing a simpler, more efficient form of blood transfusion.

So far, all my efforts have been in vein.

My dad died after no one could remember his blood type for a transfusion

As he waa dying he kept telling us "be positive, be positive!" But it's gonna be really hard without him.

One of my friends needed a blood transfusion recently but we didn't know his blood type.

He kept saying be positive but it's been difficult without him.

A rich man needs a blood transfusion...

So he asks his Jewish friend if he would do a transfusion for $1 million.
The Jewish person is good friends with the man, so happily agrees.
A few years later, the man needs another transfusion, so asks the Jew again if he will do it for $10,00.
The Jew is still good friends with the man, so happily agrees again.
A few years later, the man needs another transfusion, so asks the Jewish man again if he will do one for $10.
The Jew is confused, and asks: "Why was it $1 million the first time, then $10,000, and now only $10?"
The rich man then says: "It must be all the Jewish blood in me!"

A billionaire is in a hospital and needs a blood transfusion.

He turns to his Jewish friend and says. "I'll pay you 100,000 dollars for a blood transfusion. The Jew happily agrees? Excited for the money.
Then a month later the man needs a another transfusion and offers the Jew 10000 dollars for the blood. The Jew happily agrees.
Then a month later the man needs another blood transfusion. He offers the Jew 10 dollars. The Jew says "first 100000 then, 10000 now a ten? What's wrong?"
The man then says "must be all the Jewish blood in me."

An Arab sheikh is dying

... and the only thing that could save him a blood transfusion. But there is a problem - the sheikh has a very rare blood type. After very intensive searches sheik's servants finally find a donor. This happens to be an old Jewish guy who agrees to donate blood in exchange for a substantial reward. The sheikh's life is saved, and he generously rewards the donor with a luxury car and a huge mansion.
Couple of years later, the same story happens. The donor rushes to donate the blood and comes to pick up his reward. Surprisingly for him, he is handed a box of cookies.
"But last time you gave me a car and a mansion"
"Well, last time I had no Jewish blood flowing in me".

An Arab and a Jew

There was an Arab oil Sheikh that was in a coma and needed a blood transfusion to survive. Being AB+ it was hard for him to get a donor with the same rare blood type. Finally they found an old Jewish farmer that was listed as a blood donor with the same blood type. However he was very reluctant to give his blood to save an Arab guy. Finally after lots of discussions and pestering by doctors he agreed to donate only enough blood to help make sure the Arab guy was stabilized. After the blood transfusion and when the Arab guy is healthier, he sends the Jewish farmer a brand new John Deere tractor and a Cartier watch and $100000 as a token of appreciation. After a year, the Arab is requires another transfusion. The old Jewish farmer is contacted and this time is willing to give more blood. After the transfusion the Arab send the Jewish guy a box of chocolates and a bouquet of flowers. When the Jewish guy gets this he is furious as he is expecting much more since he gave more of his rare blood type. He contacts the Arab sheikh and asks him why he only gave him such a paltry gift? The Arab says, ya Akhie (brother) I have Jewish blood in me now….

At the scene of a terrible road accident, a guy is laying sprawled out on the road, seemingly stone dead.
The rescue workers are all around him, but can do nothing to resuscitate him.
Suddenly, a young woman in a short miniskirt forces her way through the crowd.
"Let me at him, I can help him," she says.
"What can you do?" ask the rescue people.
"We've tried everything to revive him, and it's too late."
"I can," says the woman. "Stand back!"
And she promptly takes off her p**..., and crouches with her c**... over the man's face.
Suddenly, the man coughs, splutters, and sits up.
"What did you do?" ask the rescue people, amazed.
The woman says, "Blood Transfusion."

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