Blood Gang Jokes

Funniest Blood Gang Short Jokes

Short blood gang jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blood gang humour may include short gangs jokes also.

1. What does Superman and a blood gang member who lost his gun have in common? Neither one of them want to see a Kryptonite...
2. I live in a rough neighborhood There are lots of gangs here, so it's pretty scary at times.
   In fact, my neighbor used to be a blood.
   Then he fell off the roof. Now he's a crip.
3. What do you call a place that you put an arrested caucasian gang member in? A white blood cell.
4. What medical procedure involves transgender gang members uniting as one? A blood transfusion
5. I live in the ghetto There are gangs and stuff all around. Actually, my neighbor is a Blood. But yesterday, sadly, he turned into a Crip when he fell off the roof.
6. A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood.
   Police are still hunting for the clots.
7. Did you hear that the lead singer of Foreigner was killed in an attractive gang member? Yeah, he was Hot Blooded
8. Sorry, your password must contain.. a capital letter, 2 numbers, a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell, a gang sign, a hieroglyph and the blood of a v**...
9. Gang b**...'s last wish. Why did the gang member from the Bloods wish to be cremated?
   He hated crypts.
10. Incorrect password! Your password must contain:
    a Uppercase letter
    A number
    A haiku
    A gang sign
    A hieroglyph
    And the blood of a v**...

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Blood Gang One Liners

Which blood gang one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blood gang? I can suggest the ones about gang members and biker gang.

1. In my gang, there's no such thing as blood money. It's Criptocurrency
2. My grandad said there's gangs at his retirement village The blood clots and the cripples
3. What were the names of the two rival vampire gangs? The bloods and the crypts
4. I'm working on a book about vampire gangs. I'm titling it the Bloods and the Crypts.
5. Did you hear about the boat full of gang members? It was a blood vessel.
6. What do you call a gang of haemophilliac's and people who cant walk ? Bloods and crips.
7. What gang has constant erections The bloods
8. Why were the bloods the strongest gang in the 80s? Their toughest competition were crips
9. My granddad got high blood pressure I told him he's a bit old to join a gang.
10. A mosquito walks into gang territory looking for blood... All he finds are cripz.

Blood Gang Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about blood gang you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mafia jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blood gang pranks.