Blood Flow Jokes
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Today I found out that you can hear the blood flowing through your veins.
You just have to listen varicosely.
I know a joke about nitric oxide
Every time I tell it though my skin turns red and I sometimes see spots.
See, because nitric oxide is a vasodilator that increases blood flow and lowers blood pressure? Yeah I know, it's way too complicated for a joke, that's why most people just say NO
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My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm
He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood
I tried to tell my wife about the water flowing on Mars, but she was too angry to listen.
I guess there was blood flowing on Venus.
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Why do Asians get nosebleeds when turned on?
Because their small members cannot accumulate all the blood flow.
I felt really bored today
So I went to a blood drive. That really got my blood flowing.
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"Drat!", he exclaimed, as the blood flow from his wrist slowed to a trickle foiling his attempt at s**...,
"I have cut myself in vein!"
Ivan and Peter got drunk in the local bar...
They were neighbors so they were walking home together. As they were walking Ivan stopped and told his friend:
,, I really have to per but I am too drunk to hold it myself. Can you do this for me?"
,,No" said Peter.
,, But I really have to..." continued Ivan.
,,Okay. But be fast." said the poor friend.
Peter closed his eyes and tried to help Ivan but accidentally he put his hand in his friend's pocket and took out a cucumber out of the pocket.
,, I think I tore off your.." said Peter but didn't open his eyes.
,, Oh, I feel the blood flowing down my pants" shouted Ivan.
P.S.:
Sorry for my bad English.
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